Tue Oct 14, 2014, 09:01 PM
Nuclear Unicorn (19,497 posts)
I thought we were past this point in our relationship. Now I'm in tears.
He snuck "Mr. Bojangles" onto my mp3 player.
He's always sneaking sad songs onto my player because he knows they make me cry.
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Author | Time | Post |
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Nuclear Unicorn | Oct 2014 | OP |
The Velveteen Ocelot | Oct 2014 | #1 | |
Nuclear Unicorn | Oct 2014 | #5 | |
Callmecrazy | Oct 2014 | #2 | |
Lochloosa | Oct 2014 | #3 | |
Callmecrazy | Oct 2014 | #4 | |
Nuclear Unicorn | Oct 2014 | #7 | |
Ron Obvious | Oct 2014 | #8 | |
The Velveteen Ocelot | Oct 2014 | #6 | |
Skittles | Oct 2014 | #9 | |
mackerel | Oct 2014 | #10 |
Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)
Tue Oct 14, 2014, 09:09 PM
The Velveteen Ocelot (105,684 posts)
1. That's just mean.
Dump the SOB. Mean shit like that shouldn't be tolerated.
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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)
Tue Oct 14, 2014, 09:46 PM
Nuclear Unicorn (19,497 posts)
5. Seriously?
Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)
Tue Oct 14, 2014, 09:28 PM
Callmecrazy (3,063 posts)
2. Teach him a lesson...
Hide all of his socks.
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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #2)
Tue Oct 14, 2014, 09:32 PM
Lochloosa (15,402 posts)
3. Screw that. Hide his underwear.
Response to Lochloosa (Reply #3)
Tue Oct 14, 2014, 09:37 PM
Callmecrazy (3,063 posts)
4. Nah, He won't miss those...
Smokeless is okay. Not sockless.
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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #2)
Tue Oct 14, 2014, 09:52 PM
Nuclear Unicorn (19,497 posts)
7. One time he put "Seasons in the Sun" on my player.
I started blubbering like an idiot right in the middle of the office.
He's also hit me with "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" and "Sullivan" by Caroline Spine. Beautiful songs but I'm such a sap. |
Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Reply #7)
Tue Oct 14, 2014, 10:32 PM
Ron Obvious (6,261 posts)
8. At seven P.M. a main hatchway caved in; he said, "Fellas, it's bin good t'know ya!"
That line gets me every time... It's indelibly linked with Jim Croce's Time in a Bottle for some reason. Both have strong emotional associations for me.
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Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)
Tue Oct 14, 2014, 09:48 PM
The Velveteen Ocelot (105,684 posts)
6. I guess it could be worse.
He could be putting The Eagles' songs on your player.
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Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)
Wed Oct 15, 2014, 12:59 AM
Skittles (147,783 posts)
9. the dog up and died, he up and died
after twenty years he still grieves
![]() I once found a dog collar with old vet tags in the closet of an ex - I asked him about it - the collar had belonged to Inky, a solid black cocker spaniel he had grown up with - it was almost 30 years later and he still teared up, talking about that dog |
Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)
Wed Oct 15, 2014, 01:10 AM
mackerel (4,412 posts)