Italian couple hospitalized after sex in the sea got them stuck together

[damnedifIknow]

Suction caused the amorous couple to become one and it was only after a doctor dilated the woman's uterus were the two after to safely detach."

An Italian couple having sex in the sea were hospitalized after they ended up getting "stuck" together due to suction.

The duo was reportedly taking an amorous dip near Porto San Giorgio, in the eastern Marche region of Italy, when the man found himself unable to disengage, The Local reports.

Red-faced, the entangled pair remained in the Adriatic Sea's water for several minutes before catching the attention of a woman walking along the shore.

She gave them a towel and the connected twosome struggled to walk back to the land.

A medic was called and they were soon rushed to hospital, where doctors helped to dilate the woman's uterus so the man could safely detach."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/couple-hospitalized-sex-sea-stuck-article-1.1976303

[Monk06]

1. "She gave them a towel and the connected twosome struggled to walk back to the land. "

The beast with two backs.

[damnedifIknow]

2. Suction

That would suck...

[Downwinder]

3. Viagra?

[Kaleva]

4. They should be thankful this didn't happen in Alaska in grizzley bear country.

[surrealAmerican]

21. I'm thinking the water temperature there may have prevented such an incident.

[In_The_Wind]

5. That's one for the books.

[WinkyDink]

6. IDGI. Why wouldn't HE be the one to need deflation?

[Le Taz Hot]

7. Wait.

They dilated her UTERUS? Why dilate HER uterus? I'm pretty sure that's not the body part that had a hold on him.

We need a medical professional here.

[orleans]

16. lol! excellent point! akin to diliating her eyes? n/t

[eShirl]

23. I know, makes no sense. Even if they meant cervix instead of uterus.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Doesn't this often happen to dogs?

At least they'll have some interesting memories to share with their grandchildren someday. Or not.

[mainer]

13. Yes, I saw a pair of dogs stuck together in the Caribbean

It's gotta hurt.

[Kaleva]

24. That's because the penis of the male dog knots.

[shenmue]

9. Oh my

[damnedifIknow]

10. Oh baby Oh baby

Sllllooooooroooopppaaa.....Uh oh....

[NaturalHigh]

11. Dang...

[Xyzse]

12. I'm going to shut up since I have a sick mind.

[CTyankee]

14. when I saw this I forwarded it to my husband and he forwarded it to a very good friend of ours.

Sharing is caring.

[Xyzse]

15. LOL

[orleans]

17. hence the expression: stuck together like glue n/t

[Orrex]

18. Fun fact: the Adriatic Sea is home to some of the strongest seals.

Romantic getaways often help couples establish a strong connection.

[GCP]

19. I don't believe it

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/it-is-very-very-unlikely-two-people-got-stuck-together-having-sex--lySQCu64Ue

[progressoid]

20. Don't think this is something Mythbusters would test.

[CTyankee]

26. I think you are right...the more I think about it...

[UTUSN]

22. Useless without pics - & I don't mean this one:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/couple-hospitalized-sex-sea-stuck-article-1.1976303#

[Algernon Moncrieff]

25. If you remember the rauchy 70's comedy "Flesh Gordon"

then you'll remember this line: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S STUCK?

[Arkansas Granny]

27. Years ago there was a similar story floating around these parts back

in the 60's. It involved a well known local dentist, his secretary and a rowboat. I don't remember all the details, but the story was they had to go to the hospital for separation.