An Unpleasant Epiphany: I would make an awesome Super Villain.
Not sure what I would call myself, but if I could just ditch the ethics of fair play, human decency, and caring about other people - I would be GOOD at Super Villain Stuff.
And I would totally make my minions do stuff like "clean out cat litter boxes" (because I would have kittens everywhere) and "clean up after non-housebroken puppies" (because I would have puppies everywhere, too) and wash the dishes, do the laundry - I would always keep them hopping, just like Cinderella's step mother.
Plus I would be busy ruling the world, and people who didn't follow my "suggestions" on how they should live their lives would be "encouraged" to change their stupid ways....
Dang it - sounds just like parenthood! Maybe I already *am* a Super Villain, and just don't know it!
Hmmm.....
