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Throd

(7,208 posts)
Fri Oct 24, 2014, 12:36 AM Oct 2014

Even the "best" IPAs taste like crap.

Some are worse than others, but they all suck. I just wish I had the balls to float a few bars of Irish Spring in a tub of shitty malt liquor and then bottle it with some jivey name for six bucks a pop.

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Even the "best" IPAs taste like crap. (Original Post) Throd Oct 2014 OP
As my mother used to say: "That's what makes horse races." vanlassie Oct 2014 #1
How pleasant ... Trajan Oct 2014 #2
I don't care much for hoppy and/or bitter beers Tom Kitten Oct 2014 #3
the only hoppy beer I really like is Edward from Hill Farmstead cali Oct 2014 #4
Well if you don't like hoppy beer.... T_i_B Oct 2014 #5
Smoked beers are bad, hifiguy Oct 2014 #6
One of the big things in Belgian beer.... T_i_B Oct 2014 #7
I love my IPAs and other hopped beers best geardaddy Oct 2014 #27
I love IPAs, my favorite type of beer. I like hops. kwassa Oct 2014 #8
The hoppier the better, I always say! Initech Oct 2014 #15
This is a particularly yummy example of the breed hifiguy Oct 2014 #19
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Hefeweizen. geardaddy Oct 2014 #28
Yeah, they're not working for me either progressoid Oct 2014 #9
If you see a Terrapin Brewing Co Hopsecutioner, try it NightWatcher Oct 2014 #10
I'll have to check the IBU rating first. Throd Oct 2014 #11
71 IBU with Warrior, Chinook, Centennial, Simcoe, Amarillo, and Cascade hops NightWatcher Oct 2014 #12
I'm not keen on making a fuss over IBU's T_i_B Oct 2014 #18
that's very true OriginalGeek Oct 2014 #23
Oh, I've gotta find me some of that! KamaAina Oct 2014 #25
I have been meaning to check out that beer hifiguy Oct 2014 #33
If you're into that kind of thing it is definitely one of the best. Throd Oct 2014 #35
We will agree to disagree...and more for ME. Ryano42 Oct 2014 #13
I'll buy a can, but 100 IBUs doesn't bode well for my tastes. Throd Oct 2014 #14
What's the brewery on this one? GABF gold medal winners always worth a try! Initech Oct 2014 #16
La Cumbre Brewing Albuquerque, NM Ryano42 Oct 2014 #17
IBU's and IPA's? Never heard of either. A Simple Game Oct 2014 #20
IBU's are a (theoretical) measurement of bitterness T_i_B Oct 2014 #21
Things have never been better for beer drinkers. Throd Oct 2014 #22
Them's fightin' words 'round here, boy!! KamaAina Oct 2014 #24
I'm AM in NorCal. Can't swing a dead cat without knockin' over a bottle of IPA. Throd Oct 2014 #26
Yes there are. And quit swinging dead cats! KamaAina Oct 2014 #31
I want to do a taste poll: Enjoy flavors that others can't stand? marzipanni Oct 2014 #29
learned to like cilantro OriginalGeek Oct 2014 #36
It's interesting how we all perceive flavors differently. marzipanni Oct 2014 #38
My grandma and grandpa OriginalGeek Oct 2014 #42
Go drink your Coors Lite Canoe Beer then. GoneOffShore Oct 2014 #30
Gladly... lame54 Oct 2014 #40
You need to try Yards Saison or their Benjamin Franklin Spruce Ale. GoneOffShore Oct 2014 #43
I hate IPAs so much I limit my weekly intake of then to 40 AngryAmish Oct 2014 #32
That'll show the SOBs. hifiguy Oct 2014 #34
Wrong. (nt) Paladin Oct 2014 #37
With all due respect Populist_Prole Oct 2014 #39
Some soapy beers taste better than others. Throd Oct 2014 #44
Pabst Blue Ribbon! Major Nikon Oct 2014 #41
Oskar Blues Ten Fidy! Yum! NRaleighLiberal Oct 2014 #45
At first I didn't like IPA. Enthusiast Oct 2014 #46

Tom Kitten

(7,343 posts)
3. I don't care much for hoppy and/or bitter beers
Fri Oct 24, 2014, 03:00 AM
Oct 2014

I used to but my tastes have changed, I guess. I like pilsner type beers. Is that like someone who says they love wine saying white zinfadel is their favorite?

In the cold weather I like dark beers and ales too. Porters, stout...sticks to your ribs!

 

cali

(114,904 posts)
4. the only hoppy beer I really like is Edward from Hill Farmstead
Fri Oct 24, 2014, 05:34 AM
Oct 2014

I really don't get the fuss over Heady Topper.

T_i_B

(14,736 posts)
5. Well if you don't like hoppy beer....
Fri Oct 24, 2014, 07:25 AM
Oct 2014

...and plenty don't, then it's a fair bet that you won't like IPA's.

Happily, there are plenty of beers out there that aren't all about the hops. Porters, stouts, bitters and mild for starters.

Most beer drinkers have certain styles of beer they dislike. For me it's helles lagers, chilli beers, and anything made with peat smoked malt.

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
6. Smoked beers are bad,
Fri Oct 24, 2014, 12:42 PM
Oct 2014

but I once had a sour ale - brewed that way on purpose - that tasted the way I would imagine the floor in the cow barn to taste if one licked it.

IPA =

T_i_B

(14,736 posts)
7. One of the big things in Belgian beer....
Fri Oct 24, 2014, 12:58 PM
Oct 2014

...is sour "Lambic" beers such as Cantillion Gueuze. Some people love the stuff, other people find it undrinkable.

It's become a trend in UK and US craft beer as well recently.

kwassa

(23,340 posts)
8. I love IPAs, my favorite type of beer. I like hops.
Fri Oct 24, 2014, 01:24 PM
Oct 2014

now Hefeweizen tastes like beer gone spoiled .....

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
19. This is a particularly yummy example of the breed
Fri Oct 24, 2014, 05:30 PM
Oct 2014


Deee-lish, an it kicks like a Missouri mule.

T_i_B

(14,736 posts)
18. I'm not keen on making a fuss over IBU's
Fri Oct 24, 2014, 04:36 PM
Oct 2014

IBU's are pretty theoretical, and I prefer to trust my own tastebuds.

I'm sure some brewers just make IBU figures up anyway.

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
23. that's very true
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 02:13 PM
Oct 2014

I've had terribly bitter beers in the 30 IBU range and wonderfully balanced and delicious beers in the 70 IBU range. IBU is one thing - what is in there with it is what makes it good or bad beer to me.

North Coast's Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout clocks in at 9% ABV and 75 IBU but is as easy to drink as a pint of Guinness. Love that stuff.

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
33. I have been meaning to check out that beer
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 05:21 PM
Oct 2014

for ages. Heard nothing but raves abut it. Sounds dee-lish.

Throd

(7,208 posts)
35. If you're into that kind of thing it is definitely one of the best.
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 05:24 PM
Oct 2014

Comes in a 4-pack for a reason.

Ryano42

(1,577 posts)
13. We will agree to disagree...and more for ME.
Fri Oct 24, 2014, 03:04 PM
Oct 2014

La Cumbre Elevated IPA:

100 IBU's, flowery and light for an IPA with 7.9% ABV. GABF Gold Medal Winner.



Viva la IPA!!!!

A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)
20. IBU's and IPA's? Never heard of either.
Fri Oct 24, 2014, 07:12 PM
Oct 2014

Glad I quit drinking in '98, sounds like it has gotten too complicated for me. I remember when you drank a beer because it tasted good, someone else bought it for you, or you wanted to get drunk, not because it had a good number.

T_i_B

(14,736 posts)
21. IBU's are a (theoretical) measurement of bitterness
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 08:31 AM
Oct 2014

As to IPA? That is India Pale Ale. A beer style with a big story behind it. Originally a British style, brewed for export to India and heavily hopped to survive the long voyage.

IPA has been adapted by US brewers as a showcase for the newer hop varieties. People have written whole books about the history of IPA.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India_Pale_Ale
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hops-Glory-search-British-Empire/dp/0330511866

Throd

(7,208 posts)
22. Things have never been better for beer drinkers.
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 10:53 AM
Oct 2014

The variety is unprecedented. Domestically, there are people in every corner of the country producing some amazing, innovative stuff. Also, the amount of imported beer available has never been better.

I have been collecting beer cans since 1975 so I have a pretty good knowledge of marketing trends in the brewing industry.

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
24. Them's fightin' words 'round here, boy!!
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 02:41 PM
Oct 2014

"Here" being northern California. IPA is one of our dominant local styles, though you could always pop open an Anchor Steam or Porter if you find yourself out this way.

Throd

(7,208 posts)
26. I'm AM in NorCal. Can't swing a dead cat without knockin' over a bottle of IPA.
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 03:05 PM
Oct 2014

It's like nobody around here is aware that there are other types of beer.

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
31. Yes there are. And quit swinging dead cats!
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 04:23 PM
Oct 2014


Lagunitas had a delightful (and big, around 9%! ) cappuccino stout as a seasonal a while ago, for instance. The aforementioned Anchor has several products. Down here in San Jose, Gordon Biersch has marzen and a couple of other German-style brews.

marzipanni

(6,011 posts)
29. I want to do a taste poll: Enjoy flavors that others can't stand?
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 03:52 PM
Oct 2014

For instance, do you like both black licorice and cilantro?

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
36. learned to like cilantro
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 07:25 PM
Oct 2014

because it's used heavily in my favorite food - tex-mex - but it does have the soapy taste to me that a lot of people get. It's not my favorite thing but I don't mind it.

I do not like black licorice however there are some dark beers that have a hint of it in their flavor profile and that doesn't bother me. But I'd never just eat a piece of licorice.


Hoppy Citrusy IPA though, when well crafted, is yuuuuummmmmmmmmmy.

A new one I've tried recently that I like a lot is Cigar City's Jai Alai. It packs a wallop on first sip but by the time you get to sip three you are checking to make sure there's plenty in the keg.

marzipanni

(6,011 posts)
38. It's interesting how we all perceive flavors differently.
Tue Oct 28, 2014, 04:25 PM
Oct 2014

I crave black licorice sometimes.
I thought the (in?)famous Sam Wo's restaurant (now closed) in San Francisco had made the soup broth out of dishwater the first time I tasted cilantro aka Chinese parsley, but now I eat the rest of the cilantro when some is left after making/eating Mexican food. I like regular parsley, too, especially sauteed in a bit of olive oil or butter.

I never really crave beer, though I do like a 4 oz. glass of pale ale or IPA poured from the bottle DH is about to drink on a hot summer evening.
I looked up Cigar City- as I guessed it's a Florida brewery ...the only place I've seen 'Jai Alai' was from a bus in Miami in 1985, on a sign above an arena, exploring for a few hours to kill time on a layover on our way to Jamaica. I don't suppose it's available in No. Cal, as has been discussed in this thread, we have an overflow of local breweries producing IPA!

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
42. My grandma and grandpa
Tue Oct 28, 2014, 07:07 PM
Oct 2014

used to split one can of Budweiser on the front porch every night after supper. This was when my mom and aunt were little girls so back in the 40s I reckon. They never ever drank anything more or anywhere else. 1 can at night watching the Florida sunset in Nokomis (gulf coast about an hour south of Sarasota).

Yep, I'm a native although I lived a lot of places before settling back here. Cigar City is in Tampa and obviously draws on Tampa's history of cigar manufacturing. My actual favorite beer they make is a brown ale called Maduro just like the wrapper on my favorite cigars to smoke with it. Convenient!


Dishwater! lol that's exactly what I thought when I first noticed it. I'm told it's genetic - some people have brains that give them soap and some just get a nice herb flavor. I say we win because we overcome much more to get to the favorite foods lol. ANYbody can eat nice herb flavors. We go out of our way to love the food.

There's still a Jai Alai fronton in Orlando - haven;'t been in a long time but if I thought they had CIgar City beer I might go more often.

GoneOffShore

(17,337 posts)
30. Go drink your Coors Lite Canoe Beer then.
Mon Oct 27, 2014, 04:06 PM
Oct 2014

You know why it's called canoe beer don't you?

Because it's like making love in a boat.

Effing near water.

lame54

(35,267 posts)
40. Gladly...
Tue Oct 28, 2014, 05:07 PM
Oct 2014

micro-brews suck

I know that's an unpopular stance to take
but I spent years trying many of them (many, many, many) looking for the next great beer - they all started to taste the same - yecch
What the fuck is with all the hops?

I now stick to CL and when I want to step it up I reach for a nice import

Throd

(7,208 posts)
44. Some soapy beers taste better than others.
Tue Oct 28, 2014, 11:15 PM
Oct 2014

Some Norwegian Black Metal is better than others.

Not my thing either, but I can appreciate the varying qualities of that fine genre as well.

Enthusiast

(50,983 posts)
46. At first I didn't like IPA.
Wed Oct 29, 2014, 05:04 PM
Oct 2014

Second time I tried it I found it really appealing. Now I can't drink beer due to my extreme sensitivity to gluten.

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