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Medical Testing Question.... (Original Post) jberryhill Oct 2014 OP
These questions are posed by a person TexasTowelie Oct 2014 #1
okay, but could you tell if someone was smoking weed? jberryhill Oct 2014 #2
Dunno about smoking, but pot brownie... TreasonousBastard Oct 2014 #3
they have color? jberryhill Oct 2014 #8
My favorite farts pipi_k Oct 2014 #11
Okay, you would ask me that question. TexasTowelie Oct 2014 #4
isn't the nose essentially a chemical.analyzer? jberryhill Oct 2014 #7
Yes the nose is a chemical analyzer; TexasTowelie Oct 2014 #10
Probably not necessary. Aristus Oct 2014 #13
But this does lead to the pssibility of an arcane method of checking for illicit drugs csziggy Oct 2014 #14
"And if it detects a smell it doesn't like..." jberryhill Oct 2014 #16
I had a friend in college............ mrmpa Oct 2014 #5
I don't know about anyone else, but I have always been able to tell from a persons fart A Simple Game Oct 2014 #6
I hate when that happens jberryhill Oct 2014 #9
How would you collect the farts? jmowreader Oct 2014 #12
I thought I was on Yahoo Answers for a second. ohnoyoudidnt Oct 2014 #15
see post #14 - What if they had THC fart detectors? jberryhill Oct 2014 #17

TexasTowelie

(112,118 posts)
1. These questions are posed by a person
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 02:27 AM
Oct 2014

with a bovine avatar. You are stepping into a field of cow patty landmines.

I guess that your proposed test might give some indication as to whether the fart-passer ate at any ethnic restaurants if the gas chromatography detects a sufficient concentration of various spices. However, I don't want to be the lab tech that has to collect the sample.

TexasTowelie

(112,118 posts)
4. Okay, you would ask me that question.
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 03:05 AM
Oct 2014

I guess that I know why.

I did take a course in adsorption spectroscopy in college and while I can not say definitively answer, my hunch is that the answer is yes. Although the THC should metabolize into various organic compounds there would also be sufficient amounts of residual cannabinoids that could be detected with the right instruments, particularly if using GCMS (gas chromatography/mass spectroscopy). The mass spectroscopy portion of the test would provide the molecular weight of the residual cannabinoids.

Here is an article that might be of interest that supports my reasoning and also provides some answers to your more generic questions:

http://chemistry.about.com/od/medicalhealth/f/What-Is-The-Chemical-Composition-Of-Farts.htm

TexasTowelie

(112,118 posts)
10. Yes the nose is a chemical analyzer;
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 02:46 PM
Oct 2014

however, the cannabinoids would be at such a low concentration that they would be masked by the other metabolic byproducts. I doubt anyone is volunteering to be a detector.

Aristus

(66,316 posts)
13. Probably not necessary.
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 04:14 PM
Oct 2014

It would be difficult to obtain, store, transport and test a gaseous specimen. A blood test for cannabis is pretty cheap. A urine test is even cheaper.

Any diagnostic information gleaned from a fart-test could probably be obtained from the history of present illness alone.

And without the bad smell...

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
14. But this does lead to the pssibility of an arcane method of checking for illicit drugs
Sun Oct 26, 2014, 12:24 AM
Oct 2014

Don't they now have smell machines - machines that can detect odors and analyze them? Yes, they do - or will soon!

These Machines Will Be Able to Detect Smells Your Own Nose Cannot
We're getting closer to the day when your smartphone knows you have a cold before you do
By Randy Rieland
smithsonian.com
January 30, 2013


To mimic smelling, tiny sensors would be integrated into smartphones or other mobile devices and, as a breathalyzer can determine alcohol levels, they would gather data from the smell of your breath by detecting chemicals that humans wouldn’t perceive and send it to a computer in your doctor’s office. The thinking is that eventually this would be a core component of home health care–the ability to “smell” diseases remotely, such as liver or kidney ailments, asthma or diabetes.

Or on a more basic level, as IBM’s Hendrik Hamann put it: “Your phone might know you have a cold before you do.”

IBM is also working with health care organizations to equip patient and operating rooms with sensors that can help address one of the biggest problems hospitals face today–how do you keep them hygienic? Hundreds of sensors will basically sniff for cleanliness, identifying the chemical compounds that create odors, some of which are undetectable by humans. The staff can say they cleaned a room; the sensors will know if and when they did.
More: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/these-machines-will-be-able-to-detect-smells-your-own-nose-cannot-8790482/?no-ist


So what if they make a machine that can detect illicit drugs and set it loose to wander around your workplace, a school, public sidewalks or transportation? And if it detects a smell it doesn't like, it alerts the authorities - or takes a picture like a red light camera - and sets them after the emitter of the smell?

Talk about Big Brother intruding everywhere!

Only slightly
 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
16. "And if it detects a smell it doesn't like..."
Sun Oct 26, 2014, 05:28 PM
Oct 2014

Ah, but then you run into the Quantum Fart Observer Principle:

"He who smelt it, dealt it"

mrmpa

(4,033 posts)
5. I had a friend in college............
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 03:52 AM
Oct 2014

who farted into a jar, sealed it and later in the day she put a match to it. I'm not sure if the match ignited the gas.

A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)
6. I don't know about anyone else, but I have always been able to tell from a persons fart
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 05:00 AM
Oct 2014

if something had crawled up that persons butt and died.

jmowreader

(50,553 posts)
12. How would you collect the farts?
Sat Oct 25, 2014, 03:49 PM
Oct 2014

My guess: even if you could collect a whole fart, the volume would be too small to do anything with.

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