Woman Hospitalized To Remove Deer Tongue She Used To ‘Please’ Herself

[KamaAina]

http://dailybuzzlive.com/woman-hospitalized-remove-deer-tongue-used-please/

A woman from Little Rock, Arkansas, is now recovering after a bizarre chain of events that led doctors to find the tongue of a deer lodged into her vagina.

The Arkansas woman, who’s name has not been released, went to her gynecologist complaining that her discharge had a “very bad odor.” Her doctor performed a typical exam checking for several different issues that could have been causing this problem. All tests were negative....

During the exam, the doctor inserted his speculum, and scooped out a large piece of loose, decaying flesh. The doctor was disturbed with what he had found....

The woman finally confessed the dreaded details to her husband. After her husband’s recent hunting trip, he brought home a deer and gutted and dressed it in their garage. She admitted to seeing the tongue, admired its length, and had snuck off with it to use it as a pleasuring aid.

Oh, deer. Oh, and in case you're wondering, this checks out on Snopes!

[sarge43]

1. "She didn't remember leaving it up there."

I can understand forgetting one's panties, but ....

[Chan790]

4. Well...

I had a friend in college that fell asleep while loving herself...when she woke up the next morning late (because the alarm didn't go off because she didn't set it), she threw on panties and clothes--went to class then class then lunch then class and all day long felt like she was having a really good day...about 3PM she went to the bathroom and discovered she'd been walking around all day with her "love toy" inserted from the night before.

So, I can totally understand forgetting such things.

[sarge43]

7. That was good day

Love the one you're with; with the one you love.

[Lancero]

2. I was expecting this to happen in Florida...

Part of me is excited to see a post about my state, another part is me is trying to bash its head in over how stupid some people are.

That said, I'm going to go vomit now.

[irisblue]

3. When I worked for the Gynecologists

we found on more then one occasion a 'forgotten' tampon. the odor was awful, and I always felt so sorry for the woman.

[pipi_k]

19. Tell me about it...

I volunteered in a family planning clinic for a bit some years ago and saw/smelled the same thing.

The aroma was worse than 100 rotting skunks, and, to top it off, I had to open up the trash can (lined with plastic bag of course) and dispose of the damned thing, which left the exam room smelling like 101 rotting skunks for some time after.

[rug]

5. She must have been horny.

[KamaAina]

6. DUzy!!

[Ikonoklast]

22. Oh, deer!

[d_r]

26. if you can't lick 'em, join 'em

[Enthusiast]

8. OMG!

[orleans]

9. ick! ick! ick! thank god they didn't release her name. she'd probably die of embarrassment

if they did

ick ick ick!!!!!!!

(insert puking smiley here)

[KamaAina]

10. I'm guessing Bambi

[rurallib]

14. !

[moriah]

11. Has deer hunting season even started yet? n/t

[KamaAina]

12. This one's been going around for a full decade

http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/deertongue.asp

[lame54]

13. I blame it on gay marriage

[Tom Ripley]

15. Jane Doe?

[Orrex]

16. Excellent.

Truly excellent.

[KamaAina]

21. DUzy!!

[d_r]

27. nicely done

[Orrex]

17. The buck stops here, apparently.

[3catwoman3]

18. While I was in nursing school decades ago, I...

...worked weekends as a unit clerk in the emergency department. In one of the minor trauma rooms, there were 2or those old-fashioned tall metal cabinets for supplies. Taped to the inside of the doors were assorted objects that had been removed from assorted orifices. The conventional wisdom was, "if there's a hole, someone will try to shove something in it."

The array was impressive.

[Baclava]

20. She 'forgot' THIS was inside her?

wtf???

[Special Prosciuto]

23. It would behoove her to not try this again.

[KamaAina]

24. ROFL!

And welcome to DU!

[dembotoz]

25. i have heard of hunters using a salt lick....

[wfulro]

28. Hospitalized

onestly,i dont thinks this is real...

[KamaAina]

29. It checked out on Snopes.

And welcome to DU!

[DawgHouse]

36. Not really. Snopes says its possible the story was embellished.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/deertongue.asp

And I feel the need to defend the honor of my home town. Little Rock is not mentioned anywhere!

[eppur_se_muova]

30. Well, at least it wasn't a lungfish. nt

[KamaAina]

31. That was mine, too!

[RavensChick]

32. Damn!!!!!!

I guess she couldn't get to the sex toy shop in time before they closed.

[Orsino]

33. If I had a million dollars for every time this has happened to me...

...I would still be looking for a way to get a million dollars.

[Special Prosciuto]

34. The husband must be speechless -- tongue-tied.

[LiberalEsto]

35. She should try this brand

or this one: