South American Lungfish Removed From Man's Bowels

[KamaAina]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/30/eel-removed-from-bowels_n_6076118.html

A Brazilian who needed to have a large eel-like fish removed from his bowels had the ultimate insult added to his injuries: The nurses were laughing at him during the operation.

The unidentified man from Londrina somehow got a South American Lungfish stuck inside his anus and the removal was filmed.

Once inside, the lungfish decided to stay, necessitating his surgery at Hospital Universitário in Londrina, according to LiveLeak.com.

The doctors were able to remove the foot-long fish, but at the expense of the patient's dignity.

[panader0]

1. Is this a response to the deer tongue post?

The phrase of the day is "South American Lungfish".

[KamaAina]

2. No, just more bizarritude I ran across on FB

the deer tongue post was mine, too.

[panader0]

3. I'm getting worried about you brah....

[KamaAina]

4. It's my friends you should be worried about.

[pinboy3niner]

5. Now we now why they all sleep with one eye open

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. Luckily the operation went swimmingly.

[pinboy3niner]

7. It was a full-scale extraction

[KamaAina]

8. I guess the surgeon wasn't drunk to the gills

[pinboy3niner]

9. I can endorsal that!

Whenever I was to have surgery I always advised my docs no partying the night before and be sure to get to bed early.

[Arugula Latte]

41. That's good. That way they're competent for the entire operation, all the way à la fin.

[Baitball Blogger]

50. This brings new meaning to the term, "a fish tail."

[Arugula Latte]

58. We all swallowed it hook, line, and sinker!

Err, that is, it got in some type of orifice or another ...

[Baitball Blogger]

62. Well, he gave him an opening.

[pinboy3niner]

63. Ooh, cheeky! nt

[Kaleva]

10. A moment of silence for the innocent lungfish which had to be euthanized.

If you follow the link to LiveLeak given in the HuffPo article, you'll read that there.



The world would be a better place if we'd all refrain from sticking our fellow creatures up our asses.

[Liberal_in_LA]

11. poor lungfish

[jmowreader]

12. How, exactly, do you GET a two-foot lungfish up your ass?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Kaleva]

13. It's shaped like an eel.

[jmowreader]

14. I know what it's shaped like. That's not the point.

Go watch the video; that fish is bigger around than my wrist. Even though they're pointy at both ends, anuses are only stretchable to a certain extent.

[mackerel]

15. Maybe he was fresh out of gerbil.

[Kaleva]

21. I take it you've never been fisted or used an orange traffic cone.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. do not image search goatse. repeat. DO NOT IMAGE SEARCH = GOATSE.

Don't do it.

just don't.

you have been warned.

also, while I am at it ... do not image search ebola.

[jmowreader]

23. I've seen it. Thanks a lot.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. and still you asked the question. never mind.

[Xyzse]

52. ...

[Kaleva]

26. Heck, you can see the movie at a local theater

Do not look up Tub Girl either.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

27. I am not the one who asked but thanks for the photoshop.

[petronius]

46. Thanks to Kaleva up there, I'm adding "orange traffic cone" to my

'Do Not Search Ever' list...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

48. IKR

kind of traffic has he been directing anyway and where the hell are they going

[Major Nikon]

37. I know a doctor that had to remove a maraca from someone's ass

[pinboy3niner]

38. Did they keep him under observation for a possible percussion?

[Arugula Latte]

40. They did and concluded that he was just a little rattled.

[NickB79]

55. Then never, ever look up "Mr. Hands"

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

[First Speaker]

16. I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you

[jmowreader]

17. By shoving a lungfish up my ass?

That's okay, I don't want to know after all.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

18. Now I don't feel so bad

about that time I had that butt-fish removed from my trachea.

[Quackers]

19. Omg, did you see the video? It was way bigger than 1 foot.

[rug]

31. Dammit, I am now about to watch a video of a lungfish being removed from some guy's ass.

My internetting has reached a new low.

[Quackers]

33. I woke my wife up at 3AM to make her watch it.

You don't really see a defined ass in the video. He's already opened up so it's mostly just internal stuff.

[Brigid]

36. You woke your wife up at 3 am to watch that . . .

And she let you live?

[Xyzse]

53. Buahahahaha...

Sorry, I lost it at that comment.

[Arugula Latte]

59. Here you go ...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

20. He needed better drugs

If he had some really good drugs, he would have slept through the nurses' laughter, or at least he'd be able to laugh at the nurses.

At moments like that, a local will just not do.

[skypilot]

57. I would think that better drugs...

...might have prevented his predicament in the first place.

[krispos42]

25. So... is the fish misnamed?

[pinboy3niner]

28. Gives a whole new meaning to "bottom feeder"

[rug]

29. There is no way to remove a lungfish from one's anus and preserve one's dignity.

[pinboy3niner]

30. That's what the lungfish said

He was mortified...briefly.

[rug]

32. I wonder what the hell they'll find in his lungs.

[pinboy3niner]

34. You mean they're going to do a second operation?

Operation Number Two?

[rug]

35. They have to relieve the gas.

[Arugula Latte]

39. Gives new meaning to the phrase "Blow it out your ass."

[Enrique]

42. in some places that is considered a delicacy

lungfish that has been in a Brazilian's ass.

[kwassa]

43. How many lungfish is a brazilian?

[KamaAina]

44. DUzy!

[hibbing]

45. One in a million shot Doc, one in a million shot

Seinfeld


Peace

[Gidney N Cloyd]

49. ...

[bluesbassman]

47. Apparently it was a typo...

It was in fact a Bungfish.

[Blue Owl]

51. That lungfish was in some rearified air

n/t

[pinboy3niner]

54. Now showing on the Colonoscope:

'A Finny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.' In glorious Technicolor!

[Arugula Latte]

60. I've seen movies like that, but knowing the ending in advance rectum for me.

[pinboy3niner]

61. DUzy!

[skypilot]

56. OK. I'm bookmarking this thread for later...

...so that I can google all the stuff that folks in this thread are imploring us NOT to google.

[pinboy3niner]

64. "I didn't inhale."