11 Painful Tattoos That Will Make You Cringe

[KamaAina]

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Are you thinking about getting a tattoo? You might be thinking about getting some ink on your arm or leg, or maybe even your shoulder. We bet that you probably do not want to have your tattoo in any of these painful places though!

Eyeball

This is an excruciatingly painful place for a tattoo. An up-and-coming artist from the Caribbean, claims that he tattooed all the whites inside his eyes, making them completely black! He stated it was very painful, but it distinguishes him from other artists. Ummm....worth it??

Eyelid

in case getting your eyeball tattooed wasn't horrible enough, how about your eyelid to match? The eyelid is simply skin, with no cushioning to absorb the pain. Not only do you have to worry about the needle going into the flesh; the eye is right underneath that slim slice of skin!...

Face/Cheek

Your face area, which usually would consist of the cheek, is another painful location for a tattoo. A young lady posted a picture of her facial tattoo that covered her entire face; it was red and very swollen after the tattoo, and was stated as being extremely painful. Not only that, but it'll be impossible to hide if you decide that you don't like the ink anymore after a few years. EXCEPT! The girl pictured apparently was able to have her stars removed! She looks pretty nice and normal now.

[rug]

1. I was hoping for a tattoo of a lungfish crawling out of an anus.

[KamaAina]

2. Maybe a deer got one on its tongue.

[Arugula Latte]

3. This one is the pits:

[Jenoch]

4. My father's 87 year old retired physician friend

say he has a tattoo on his penis. In it's flaccid state the tattoo shows the letters "A" and "n". When he is aroused he says it reads Art Johnson's Bar & Grill, Green Bay, Wisconsin.

[KamaAina]

5. ROFL!

[hunter]

6. My brother has some awesome tattoos...

...making fun of the scars he earned from a seven hour very invasive cancer surgery and months of chemotherapy.

Body art that's not criminal or racist doesn't bother me, and some of it is marvelous. Most doesn't bother me. Stars on your face? Flames on your breasts? Dragons on your ass? Cool.

All my siblings have "coverable for job interviews" tattoos and the only reason I don't is that I have a needle phobia. It takes me a few weeks just for me to gather up courage for an ordinary blood test. Multiple needle stabbings by a tattoo artist? Nope, no thanks, not today.

I was really, really drunk when I allowed a girlfriend to pierce my ear back in the 'eighties. I wore a nice synthetic diamond stud for a long time but I lost it body surfing.

I'm a danger to myself and others in any kind of surfing. Whenever I wasn't getting sand pounded into all my orifices, or cracking my head on rocks, I was crashing into innocent people. That's why I used to go out past midnight and before the sun was rising.

A couple of times people called 911 because they thought I was trying to drown myself.