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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsLadies and gentlemen, I present to you the most awesome, perfect Florida news story ever.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-alligator-whisperer-ban-20141119-story.htmlJudge to 'Alligator Whisperer': No schmoozing with gators
By Paula McMahon,
Sun Sentinel
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About the only thing the self-proclaimed "Alligator Whisperer" can do around alligators now is whisper at them from a safe distance..
Hal Kreitman, 51, a former chiropractor convicted of fraud in a staged accidents case, had been passing time communing with alligators in the Everglades while waiting to surrender Jan. 5 to serve eight years in federal prison.
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State officers arrested Kreitman after he was photographed and recorded repeatedly patting, kissing and swimming with the enormous reptiles.
Kreitman, of Miami Beach, advertised an "Alligator Experience" and "face to face" encounters on Facebook and brought guests with him.
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I mean, it's got everything you would want and more out of a Florida news story: Chiropractors, medical fraud, alligators. Plus the general loveable outright insanity that makes my state hands down the greatest fucking kickass awesomest state in the country.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most awesome, perfect Florida news story ever. (Original Post)
Tommy_Carcetti
Nov 2014
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LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)1. But did he have SEX with them?
Inquiring minds NEED to know.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,174 posts)2. You be the judge.
There's love in those eyes.
Or maybe just dinner.
bigwillq
(72,790 posts)4. Yup. He hit that.
valerief
(53,235 posts)3. Sorry. Not "Florida awesome" unless bath salts are involved.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,174 posts)5. We don't need bath salts to make our state awesome.
But they do help with the flavor, admittedly.
valerief
(53,235 posts)6. I thought bath salts were the State Salt of Florida.
Brother Buzz
(36,416 posts)7. Indeed, it's got all the makings of a Hiaasen novel
I'm certain Carl can weave Clinton Tyree (Skink) into it, too.
Pacifist Patriot
(24,653 posts)8. My thoughts exactly!
Brother Buzz
(36,416 posts)9. And if Hiaasen is to busy, Tim Dorsey could certainly run with it
America's favorite sociopath, Serge A. Storms.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serge_A._Storms