So I awoke this morning to the dulcet tones of Republican Stepdad

[KamaAina]

reading the Murdoch rag NY Post verbatim to Mom and myself.

[FoxNewsSucks]

1. That's when I would find something

to read aloud as well. Starting with JFK's speech on why being liberal is something to be proud of. Good happy things like that. If that didn't work, I'd move along to other things like the article detailing the results of the latest Benghazi findings. I'd keep reading as long as he did.

I hope your day gets better!

[olddots]

2. I gotta go eat dinner with

Rush's manager. Give us strength.

[KamaAina]

7. The Canadian band or the OxyMoron?

[Skittles]

3. you want I should kick dulcet-toning, Murdoch-loving repuke stepdad ass, KamaAina?

LEMME AT HIM!!!!!

[bettyellen]

8. can you put my sister in law on your ass kicking list please?

[Skittles]

10. sisters-in-law are a perennial favorite, especially in demand around the holidays

yes INDEED

[GOLGO 13]

4. Last year I walked around the house with a set of headphone resting on my neck

Whenever I heard any nonsense on they went. Not too subtle but sometimes I just dont like half the the folks I supposed to love.

[sharp_stick]

5. That's when a subtle

Well at least we know you can read simple words but I haven't had any damned coffee yet, shut the fuck up.

[Odin2005]

6. Tell your stepdad it's causing you to have an autistic sensory meltdown!

[marzipanni]

9. Halfway between a chainsaw and an ambulance siren

They are trying to get your attention, but you just need to get out of the way!

How loud is that? (in decibels)

Ringing telephone = 30

Normal conversation = 60

Lawn mower = 90

Chain saw = 110

Republican step father or father-in-law = 115

Ambulance siren = 120

Rock concert = 140

12-gauge shotgun = 165


*most of this list is from:
http://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/systems/ear/loud-noise-ear.htm

[KamaAina]

11. ROFLMAO!