Wake - The - Fuck - Up!

[MrScorpio]

[olddots]

1. one huge cat

Or one strange lens

[H2O Man]

2. Husky

[bvf]

5. My first thought was

German Shepherd with a bad ear-crop, but this animal appears to be twice the size of a human being.

I go for strange lens, or editing with no forethought.

[heaven05]

3. I'm trying

and you are right in asking this small thing from so many who are willfully still sleeping.......

[rurallib]

4. somebody had to shoot this

I am guessing the wife who was pissed because the guy wouldn't get up.

[brewens]

6. My cat head butts me. I get the cold nose and whiskers right in the ear as she purrs

and shoves my head around. Their little noses are pretty tough.

[Gothmog]

7. Doggie alarm clock

[Hatchling]

8. Yup that's my morning.

With a loud "MOW!!" in my ear side I sleep on my side.