Here Are Stupid Things To Buy For The Beloved Idiot Republicans In Your Life

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Greetings, godless liberals! Since you don’t celebrate Christmas in your heathen belief system, you might not realize that the more upright members of society are using one of their “holy days” as a reason to spend the next two weeks exchanging bobbles and trinkets to signal fellowship and lord their financial prosperity over each other.

In case you are for some reason taking part in this ritual, Wonkette is here to help you find the very finest in political gifts. To save time, we suggest buying a big pile of Republican gear to both delight your shut-in uncle in Saginaw and wrap up ironically for your left-wing friends.

Republican garments can be turned into an editorial depending on the context. For instance: what liberal wouldn’t want to wear this leftover Bush/Cheney ’00 shirt while dredging a hog waste pond?



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