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(37,997 posts)SMH
Jenoch
(7,720 posts)I wonder how long letters to Santa were for that parent? (I'm guessing Mom.)
Tom_Foolery
(4,691 posts)NV Whino
(20,886 posts)Maybe they should just ask for gift certificates. Then they can spend it on the $80 a week formula.
Seriously? $80 a week for formula? Not a child producer here, so maybe that is not unreasonable, but it seems a little outlandish to me.
blogslut
(37,997 posts)My baby went through about a can a week. That was almost 30 years ago when I could get a big can of powdered formula for less than ten bucks. It's possible these parents buy the liquid kind which is priced even more insanely.
About ten years back I saw can of powdered formula going for $16.00 and I literally cried. Not every mother can do the breast.
Trillo
(9,154 posts)dr.strangelove
(4,851 posts)We used about 2 cans per week, so it was $50+ a week. Depending on the type of formula and the age of the kids, it could easily be $80 per week today. just guessing because I have no idea of the current price. I know some specialty formulas are more expensive and only coem int eh liquid form, which is higher priced.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Probably first time parents who are going off the deep end with the first kid.
Second kid will get a cake from their local Shop-rite with the best gifts found from the local wal-mart.
dr.strangelove
(4,851 posts)my sister's kid sadly had some health issues and had to get a special formula which was not not yet available in powdered form. Nursing was not even an option. It was $40 per day for a large bottle the formula (which made 6 bottles). Her health insurance covered the costs and she only pays 10% of it, otherwise she would be totally in debt for this. $80 a week could be for a kid with a dairy allergy or something like that. Some of these formulas are expensive. I feel badly for the cost of formula for parents. If you can do it, I have friends who choose to nurse with the cost savings a big factor for the decision. Sadly, its not always an option.
surrealAmerican
(11,360 posts)... that limits their choices.
Telcontar
(660 posts)She's six months, but only in the 5% bracket for weight. Have been trying different formulas with consult from pediatrician and finally found one she doesn't throw up. Some soy-based hypoallergenic something something mumbo jumbo. Costs us $56 a can.
I can sympathize with the cost of formula.
susanr516
(1,425 posts)Even breast milk caused intestinal bleeding. We had to use Nutramigen, which now costs almost $40 for a can of powdered formula. By the time he was 9 months old, we were spending about $40 per week on formula--and that was at $16 a can.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)that doesn't play by the rules
mulsh
(2,959 posts)the thorough explanation of gifts needed and by providing this excusing me from buying little *** any gifts going forward since he's obviously got other relations providing them. A little later I'd start sending the kid little plastic 100 piece farm & Noah's Ark sets and of course lots and lots of Legos.
Weird uncle helpful hint: savvy parents will hide the above sets and legos fairly quickly, normally early on a weekend morning after they've stepped on a piece or two. When this happens do not despair. Find and send the kid a set of metal jax and a ball. Many parents have fond memories of playing jax and will gleefully show their kid how to do it.
DebJ
(7,699 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)Laffy Kat
(16,376 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)when getting cash for the kids out of your underpants wallet
3catwoman3
(23,968 posts)We have 5, so I'm not quite there yet.
justamama83
(87 posts)you know- like a drum set or keyboard.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)an espresso-formula maker?
And a drum.
Paper Roses
(7,473 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)If the instructions are that complicated the kid is getting cash. I don't mind if there was a simple registry somewhere to ensure the kid was not getting duplicates but that is just WHACK.
BTW I stress the word IF. I might just send the card and skip the party if the parents are being that anal retentive over organizing something the child probably won't remember. The kid is one years old. Give him/her a cake and watch baby have fun with his/her first sugar high. That's a party right there. All this craziness isn't for the kid but for the parents because you know the kid isn't going to remember what kid of asshole douchebags the parents were like on his/her first birthday.
Telcontar
(660 posts)Capt. Obvious
(9,002 posts)Invitees are expected to make all reasonable efforts to arrive at the time stated. Failure to comply with the stated time may result in forfeiture of other contractual rights herein contained.
Each party of Invitees shall bring with them on their person a minimum of 1 (one) gift ("the Gift/s" , suitably wrapped, selected with strict reference to the explicit instructions given in Appendix II (despatched by e-mail at 17:09:22 CDT on 12th April 2015). Said Gift/s shall be rendered immediately to the possession of the Baby's parents ("the Parents" acting in parentis to the Baby per the custom and federal statutes pertaining to Parental Responsibility.
Any property thus imparted by receipt of said Gift is thus the absolute possession of the Parents, who will render the Gift or a monetary value thus recuperated from the property in the best interests of family and Baby. Invitees must therefore provide invoices and receipts to facilitate the recuperation of monetary value from the originating retailer.
Dependents of Invitees are at all times expected to behave with the decorum fitting such an occasion. Any unreasonable behaviour of said Dependents including, but not limited to, spitting up, gurgling, crying, soiling of diapers, throwing of comestibles and/or beverages shall result in immediate forfeiture of this contractual agreement.
A parking fee may be applied at the discretion of the Parents.
Any deviation from the terms of the contract heretofore stated shall render the terms null and void. The Invitees will thus be ineligible for receipt of relevant soda, Jell-O, cake, balloons, nor further invitations to subsequent Events.
I agree to the Terms and Conditions thus stated:
Signed _____________________________ Date _________
Source
Telcontar
(660 posts)That was inspiring!
elleng
(130,853 posts)and would NEVER have sent such an invitation. The parents at issue here have PROBLEMS!
elleng
(130,853 posts)'At this point he HATES it when we try reading to him!'
POOR KID!
Capt. Obvious
(9,002 posts)elleng
(130,853 posts)My 2 grandsons, just under 1 year and just over 1 year, ASK their parents (my daughters + sons in law) to read to them, thank goodness!!!
OrwellwasRight
(5,170 posts)alphafemale
(18,497 posts)Or their choice of reading material.
Enrique
(27,461 posts)i think a series of conference calls is in order.
avebury
(10,952 posts)I think that I would just send a card with some cash and skip the party. That is just too much drama.
3catwoman3
(23,968 posts)freaks, much? Materialistic, much? Sheesh! That is disgusting.
NJCher
(35,648 posts)This appeared on social media somewhere, said parent now realizes she is the laughingstock of the world.
Cher
azurnoir
(45,850 posts)fisher-price marching band set
jmowreader
(50,552 posts)I can imagine his Second Birthday gift demand list: "We are asking that you bring Black Square an empty box, the larger the better."
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