Dear Human: A Desperate Plea From Your Cat

[meow2u3]

Dear Human,

Normally I wouldn't care about the dog as he is rather simple of mind but he is exhibiting some behaviors that lead me to believe he is insane. Due to his superior size and strength, we must take measures to protect ourselves from said insane canine.

As a cat, I can assure you that I have studied the dog's behavior for many hours, many days and many weeks always hoping to discover a redemption story. But alas, it never happens. The dog is crazy and there is no cure for his mental frailties. None. At. All.

He needs to be medicated so he doesn't hurt himself, or us. The sooner the better. Like, now.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/janet-eve-josselyn/dear-human-a-desperate-plea-from-your-cat_b_7147898.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

[shenmue]

1. Response from my dog

Arf.

[Arugula Latte]

2. As a cat person, I concur. When I'm around dogs I often wish for a tranquilizer "pea shooter"

gun type gizmo.

Chillax, dogs. You're way to freakin' hyper.

[840high]

4. I wish for a crotch

protector. My neighbor has a large dog.

[Dont call me Shirley]

3. Heh Kitteh, simma dahn nah, Da Dawg