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Baitball Blogger

(46,698 posts)
Tue Apr 28, 2015, 07:06 PM Apr 2015

What will make your eyes pop out of your head?

You know those unguarded moments when you catch someone's impression of awe? It usually looks like a momentary bulging of the eyeballs in their sockets? It happens when someone's skull swells up due to an unexpected load of information, which is how you get that eye popping look.

I have seen it twice before. Once it was in a serviceman who made a big stink about the importance of payment for his services. It was as if he had assumed my friend was a deadbeat just based on a visual impression. And then the guy walks into the house and finds fantastic handcrafted work displayed in the living room and in an unguarded moment, his eyes popped out of his head. His behavior became more respectful afterwards.

The second was more comical. I'm not into wearing jewelry but sometimes it's necessary for the occasion. I generally buy faux jewelry, not only because I'm not responsible with jewelry but because it's not in the budget. To me, it's obvious that what I wear is fake. It's funny, because most ordinary people don't fall for it, but the people who should know better, are the ones that do. One time in particular, a woman we were with was trying to sell herself off as someone who knows money. I was wearing a scarf at the time and removed it. Underneath I was wearing a silver necklace that was composed of (fake) silver beads of various sizes that were strung together with nylon thread. The nylon thread should have been a tip-off. The effect looks like the beads are floating. I almost laughed out loud when I saw her eyes begin to bulge out of her head as if she thought she was looking at the real thing. So much for her credentials.

And I admit that some things can make my eyes bulge out of my head. I had that reaction recently when we were set loose as tourists in the streets of Rome. One of the most amazing surprises was the number of treasures that we found in the numerous cathederals in the city. The enormity of the open space inside those buildings cannot be captured in photographs. And no matter how you feel about religion, you can't help but gasp when you realize that there are Masterpieces hanging in a cathederal that was open to the public without cover charge. It is crazy.

What about you? What makes your eyes pop out of your head?

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What will make your eyes pop out of your head? (Original Post) Baitball Blogger Apr 2015 OP
Venus Shrek Apr 2015 #1
Literalist. Baitball Blogger Apr 2015 #2
oops. thought this was a thread about strangling people. magical thyme Apr 2015 #3
"I'm not responsible with jewelry." trof Apr 2015 #4
I'm not obsessed with jewelry. Baitball Blogger Apr 2015 #5
jewelry is NEVER necessary Skittles Apr 2015 #7
That's your right. Baitball Blogger Apr 2015 #8
Ha!..Well, you obviously would not appreciate my "Manly Style" BlueJazz Apr 2015 #10
From the Star Gate collection. Baitball Blogger Apr 2015 #13
! Kali May 2015 #19
When I was five years old and my parents took me to the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus aint_no_life_nowhere Apr 2015 #6
Hold onto that feeling. Baitball Blogger Apr 2015 #9
Sneezing with my eyes open Major Nikon Apr 2015 #11
I have the opposite reaction. Baitball Blogger Apr 2015 #14
A rapid drop in air pressure? Is this a trick question? nt hack89 Apr 2015 #12
Females. KamaAina Apr 2015 #15
A police chokehold pinboy3niner Apr 2015 #16
That will do it. Baitball Blogger Apr 2015 #17
Good News seveneyes Apr 2015 #18
I have one of those necklaces, mine has green and blue beads. The artist who made it calls Dont call me Shirley May 2015 #20
One time I was in a pet store, squatting down looking at the kittehs. I heard a familiar voice, Dont call me Shirley May 2015 #21
our dog Bowie's breath makes my eyes bulge olddots May 2015 #22
Snorting detergent will also make your nostrils flare red hot. Baitball Blogger May 2015 #23
No sex threads! Lil Missy May 2015 #24

trof

(54,256 posts)
4. "I'm not responsible with jewelry."
Tue Apr 28, 2015, 07:40 PM
Apr 2015

Sorry, I just miss your whole point.
How can one be irresponsible with jewelry?

Just sign me:
Unobsessed with jewelry.

Baitball Blogger

(46,698 posts)
5. I'm not obsessed with jewelry.
Tue Apr 28, 2015, 07:50 PM
Apr 2015

Back in the day when I received gold tokens from relatives (small sweet 16 type rings and pendants), I either wore them day and night until the necklaces were stretched out and the rings were oval shaped, or I lost them entirely.

Upon becoming a gardener, rings and fingernail obsessions became obsolete. However, there are those formal moments when dressing up is necessary. I learned that carefully selected costume jewelry can dress up anything. And, when you're in the elastic waist band era of your life, you tend to rely on those life hacks.

Skittles

(153,142 posts)
7. jewelry is NEVER necessary
Thu Apr 30, 2015, 01:51 AM
Apr 2015

I do not own a single piece of jewelry, and have never understood why so many women feel the need to decorate themselves like Christmas trees

Kali

(55,007 posts)
19. !
Fri May 1, 2015, 08:03 PM
May 2015

"And, when you're in the elastic waist band era of your life, you tend to rely on those life hacks."

aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)
6. When I was five years old and my parents took me to the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus
Thu Apr 30, 2015, 01:12 AM
Apr 2015

back in the mid 1950s. The feature act was The Great Unus, a guy who came out to the center ring who could do amazing feats of balancing, including doing a hand stand on one finger on the surface of a smooth crystal ball. I've never lost my sense of wonder over his abilities that I had as a kid.



 

seveneyes

(4,631 posts)
18. Good News
Thu Apr 30, 2015, 08:35 PM
Apr 2015

When the news is bad or a threat is imminent the defensive hackles are indulged with
the prerequisite modern hardware to survive the threat.

The wide eyes follow the threat.

Dont call me Shirley

(10,998 posts)
20. I have one of those necklaces, mine has green and blue beads. The artist who made it calls
Fri May 1, 2015, 08:16 PM
May 2015

this line of her beadwork Fireworks.

Dont call me Shirley

(10,998 posts)
21. One time I was in a pet store, squatting down looking at the kittehs. I heard a familiar voice,
Fri May 1, 2015, 08:21 PM
May 2015

turned around to look and there was Todd Rundgren, my idol, towering above me. I'm certain my eyes looked like frisbees.

 

olddots

(10,237 posts)
22. our dog Bowie's breath makes my eyes bulge
Fri May 1, 2015, 08:29 PM
May 2015

my breath makes me gag also but never snort lines of Calgon dish washing detergent ,that will really make your eyes bulge .

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