Wednesday proof that cats have no bones

[packman]

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. More than that - it's proof that

cats can change their state of matter at will, to become liquid. A liquid is something that assumes the shape of its container. Q.E.D., cats are liquids when they want to be.

[Xyzse]

2. Cute. Posting so that I can find this later.

[NJCher]

3. I can't stop laughing

That is truly amazing.

No wonder so much internet bandwidth is devoted to cats. They are such funny creatures.


Cher

[tk2kewl]

4. a catfish

[Nac Mac Feegle]

5. There are Five states of matter

1) Solid
2) Liquid
3) Gas
4) Plasma
5) Cat

[BlancheSplanchnik]

6. heeee!

[jmowreader]

12. Eight states

You forgot sol, gel and Bose-Einstein Condensate.

[JayhawkSD]

7. Cats can also dematerialize.

Freddy disappeared one day. Gone. Could not find him. We frantically searched the house. He must have slipped outside. We were at the point of printing "lost cat" posters when we noticed him lying on top of a dresser in the closet, in plain sight, looking at us like, "What's all the excitement about?"

[murielm99]

9. Yes they do that.

I remember when we were caring for our daughter's cat. He had to stay for about six months while she straightened out her immigration to Canada.

We had a new bed delivered. The noise must have frightened Wilson. We looked for him for nearly a full day. We thought he had escaped the house. He showed up, tucked between a wall and inside a comforter, when he felt like it. He wasn't hiding. He liked it there.
He crawled out and looked at us like we were insane.

[maddiemom]

23. We lost a cat for nearly a week during a move.

I'd left her in a bedroom while I took the dog to a boarding kennel and told the movers not to open the door to that room until I returned. Of course they did so, and one of them thought she'd run outside through an open door. She was nowhere to be found, but we left food, water and a litter box in the house to be safe. She was very shy about going outside, and the neighbors were on the lookout. One of the neighbors called a week later, saying she'd seen her through a window. We'd moved only about forty miles away and quickly drove back to look for her. She was nowhere to be found in the now empty house. We finally found her squeezed into an unbelievably narrow space between a fixed sink and a wall in the utility room. She had quite a few good years after that.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. And magically rematerialize right at your feet

if they hear the crinkling of a treat package or the rattling of a can opener. I think they are able to locate portals into other universes that they slip in and out of.

Cat physics is nothing like Newtonian physics.

[hifiguy]

14. Wormholes should be called

"catholes." The distance between any two places in spacetime can be traversed by a feline in microseconds.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. And sometimes they just hide there.

[hifiguy]

17. Yep. Cats can warp spacetime around themselves.

Einstein should have studied cats.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. Einstein was known to be fond of cats.

He probably learned about quantum theory from them.

[awoke_in_2003]

22. For some reason I thought of this

http://hitchhikersguidetoearth.wikia.com/wiki/The_Ruler_of_the_Universe

[3catwoman3]

11. They damn sure can.

At least twice a month, one or the other of our 5, all of whom are indoor cats, will decide to hide. Several times, I have been convinced that someone has escaped and have walked the neighborhood calling for whomever.

One of our females, when she was really tiny (1.5 lbs), managed to squeeze herself into the space between the top of our dining room table and the table base. The only reason I knew she was there was that her slightly larger litter mate brother was on one of the dining room chairs peering into the space. He wanted to follow her, but his head was too big to fit thru the gap. I would never have thought to look for her there. She still likes to hide, and now, at age 11, she has gone deaf so I can't call her because she doesn't hear me.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

20. "I can't call her because she doesn't hear me."

One word: Tuna.

[sarge43]

8. Another bar bet won. n/t

[hifiguy]

13. Yet more proof of that well known Law of Cartoon Physics:

A cat assumes the shape of its container.

[left-of-center2012]

16. Cat's thinking .....

"Hey! Didn't there used to be a fish in this bowl?"

[bobalew]

19. Catfish Salad

NT

[Iwillnevergiveup]

21. Check out

all the cat loving Bernie supporters! Figures.

[station001]

24. Cat are definitely a liquid!

[Maynar]

25. Is this a youtube video?

I can't seem to get a link, to repost.

Very odd..

[packman]

27. Right click on video (really a GIF)

go to "Properties" - sorry, best I can do - it will give the http/ link

[Maynar]

28. Ah. Okay

Thanks!

[libdem4life]

29. We had two cats. We had to move and I had emptied out my young son's closet

and dresser drawers. I had left the middle drawer partly open. When I came back, both cats were sitting in the empty drawer with eyes pleading "Do we get to go to?" (at least that was my cat language guess). Still have the photo. Yes, they went too.

[niyad]

30. thanks for a great start to my day!