What Will Happen on DU if Hodor Wins the Primary Race?

[Ryano42]

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Just sayin'...

[PoliticAverse]

1. No one would vote for him because he'd be on the ballot under his real name. n/t

[Hassin Bin Sober]

2. Hodor

[pinboy3niner]

3. Our Hodor Group will continue to ban anyone who doesn't support him

And admins will enforce the post-primary close-ranks rule...with wolves and DRAGONS!

[In_The_Wind]

11. and serve 'em on a platter ....

[antiquie]

12. welcome back

Nine days wihout your spirit...

[gratuitous]

4. We'll want Chuggo for his running mate

Although I've never seen the two of them photographed together, which is kind of odd.

[Ryano42]

5. He will have the shortest acceptance speech ever...

Haa!

[trof]

6. Is that Christie?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

14. No. Hodor never blocked a bridge.

But his answers in the debates will be somewhat predictable.

[lovemydog]

7. I've been wondering and worrying about this too.

Especially since I don't even know who the heck he is.

[NewJeffCT]

9. He's a minor character in Game of Thrones

a 7 foot tall giant of a man with the mind of a simpleton. His vocabulary is all of one word "Hodor" - which is 1/3 the vocabulary of Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy.

http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Hodor

[lovemydog]

10. Thanks.

[Xithras]

13. He's a much larger character in the books.

Later on, he will become a fairly important part of the story in the TV show as well. Unfortunately, Bran and Hodor will be completely left out of the current season of Game of Thrones, so the TV watchers will be waiting a while to find out how Hodor fits into the GoT jigsaw puzzle.

[NewJeffCT]

8. Hodor is shooting for the Iron Throne

He don't need no stinkin' primary.

[shenmue]

15. He will save money on signs

Doesn't need to put as many words on them.