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Ryano42

(1,577 posts) Tue May 5, 2015, 06:04 PM May 2015

Official JADE HELM 2015 DU Staging Area ...---.--..--

Greetings comrades,

This is were encrypted code words will be posted before operations begin...you all know what to do:

Code 1: Chimichanga.

Code 2: Magarita

Code 3: Rocks, no salt

EXECUTE.

The scary part is that image is off a REAL Jade Helm conspiracy website

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Official JADE HELM 2015 DU Staging Area ...---.--..-- (Original Post) Ryano42 May 2015 OP

Received: Washtub. Spayed. LiberalEsto May 2015 #1

This comspiracy goes all the way to the top! Ryano42 May 2015 #3

A more perfect post I cannot recall. hifiguy May 2015 #9

OMG! Classic!!! calimary May 2015 #33

I've got the duct tape, did you remember the marshmallows? shenmue May 2015 #2

A bit radioactive... Ryano42 May 2015 #4

lennuT tramlaW trof May 2015 #5

QSL. cloudbase May 2015 #6

LSMFT trof May 2015 #7

I'm very old and I get it nt LiberalElite May 2015 #10

Smoke 'em if you got 'em. trof May 2015 #12

L.S./M.F.T. rug May 2015 #13

"Lousy Sinatra Murders Fine Tunes" n/t A HERETIC I AM May 2015 #18

Lucky Strike Makes Frickin' Tumors? nt LiberalEsto May 2015 #19

Let's stop my finger's tired? panader0 May 2015 #26

Pardon my grammar, but... malthaussen May 2015 #29

The blue goose is in the nest. hifiguy May 2015 #8

Ah c'mon... jmowreader May 2015 #22

Only the real DU vets hifiguy May 2015 #23

No wife, no horse, no moustache... First Speaker May 2015 #11

greasy sub in hand....Dallas sharp_stick May 2015 #14

The Ermine Squeaks At Midnight sharp_stick May 2015 #15

Milk, bread, bacon, peanut butter... pinboy3niner May 2015 #16

I was wondering if they were going to hold it at the kentauros May 2015 #17

Civilization, ho-ooooooo! csziggy May 2015 #32

Part IV. Warning. LiberalEsto May 2015 #20

John has a long mustache charlie and algernon May 2015 #21

We copy shenmue May 2015 #30

hang on....on my way... magical thyme May 2015 #24

Code: Nancy, Nancy, Baker hobbit709 May 2015 #25

Beaker, miter, shoelaces shenmue May 2015 #31

ATTENTION! EMERGENCY FLASH MESSAGE: Adversary "Dim Bulb" has compromised Perimeter Defences! Ryano42 May 2015 #27

Who is running the gun collection van fleet? NewJeffCT May 2015 #28

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

1. Received: Washtub. Spayed.

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2015, 06:18 PM

May 2015

Stoned Wolverine. Repeat. Stoned Wolverine.

Activate EZBake Oven.

Ryano42

(1,577 posts)

3. This comspiracy goes all the way to the top!

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #1)

Tue May 5, 2015, 06:40 PM

May 2015

Even Coronel Flagg!!!

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

9. A more perfect post I cannot recall.

Reply to Ryano42 (Reply #3)

Tue May 5, 2015, 07:33 PM

May 2015

DUzy!

calimary

(81,220 posts)

33. OMG! Classic!!!

Reply to Ryano42 (Reply #3)

Fri May 8, 2015, 01:27 AM

May 2015

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

2. I've got the duct tape, did you remember the marshmallows?

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2015, 06:38 PM

May 2015

Ryano42

(1,577 posts)

4. A bit radioactive...

Reply to shenmue (Reply #2)

Tue May 5, 2015, 06:44 PM

May 2015

but tasty.

trof

(54,256 posts)

5. lennuT tramlaW

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2015, 06:50 PM

May 2015

I repeat: lennuT tramlaW
Secure ASAP.
That is all.

cloudbase

(5,513 posts)

6. QSL.

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2015, 06:59 PM

May 2015

trof

(54,256 posts)

7. LSMFT

Reply to cloudbase (Reply #6)

Tue May 5, 2015, 07:22 PM

May 2015

You won't get this unless you're very old.

LiberalElite

(14,691 posts)

10. I'm very old and I get it nt

Reply to trof (Reply #7)

Tue May 5, 2015, 07:37 PM

May 2015

trof

(54,256 posts)

12. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Reply to LiberalElite (Reply #10)

Tue May 5, 2015, 07:50 PM

May 2015

rug

(82,333 posts)

13. L.S./M.F.T.

Reply to trof (Reply #7)

Tue May 5, 2015, 08:19 PM

May 2015

A HERETIC I AM

(24,367 posts)

18. "Lousy Sinatra Murders Fine Tunes" n/t

Reply to trof (Reply #7)

Tue May 5, 2015, 08:46 PM

May 2015

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

19. Lucky Strike Makes Frickin' Tumors? nt

Reply to trof (Reply #7)

Tue May 5, 2015, 09:13 PM

May 2015

panader0

(25,816 posts)

26. Let's stop my finger's tired?

Reply to trof (Reply #7)

Wed May 6, 2015, 09:22 AM

May 2015

malthaussen

(17,193 posts)

29. Pardon my grammar, but...

Reply to trof (Reply #7)

Thu May 7, 2015, 02:22 PM

May 2015

... Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

-- Mal

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

8. The blue goose is in the nest.

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2015, 07:32 PM

May 2015

Repeat, the blue goose is in the nest.

Activate Plan X

Your loving son,

Queen Victoria

jmowreader

(50,557 posts)

22. Ah c'mon...

Reply to hifiguy (Reply #8)

Wed May 6, 2015, 12:36 AM

May 2015

The first rule of Plan X is you don't talk about Plan X.

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

23. Only the real DU vets

Reply to jmowreader (Reply #22)

Wed May 6, 2015, 12:38 AM

May 2015

Remember that long-running gag.

First Speaker

(4,858 posts)

11. No wife, no horse, no moustache...

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2015, 07:45 PM

May 2015

...over and out...

sharp_stick

(14,400 posts)

14. greasy sub in hand....Dallas

Reply to First Speaker (Reply #11)

Tue May 5, 2015, 08:31 PM

May 2015

sharp_stick

(14,400 posts)

15. The Ermine Squeaks At Midnight

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2015, 08:33 PM

May 2015

repeat...The Ermine Squeaks At Midnight

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

16. Milk, bread, bacon, peanut butter...

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2015, 08:37 PM

May 2015

Oh, wait...that's my grocery list.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

17. I was wondering if they were going to hold it at the

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2015, 08:41 PM

May 2015

[font size="4"][font color="orangered"]Stinkin' Desert National Historical Monument and Cobalt Testing Range![/font][/font]

Temporarily Humboldt County

csziggy

(34,136 posts)

32. Civilization, ho-ooooooo!

Reply to kentauros (Reply #17)

Thu May 7, 2015, 10:27 PM

May 2015

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

20. Part IV. Warning.

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2015, 09:33 PM

May 2015

charlie and algernon

(13,447 posts)

21. John has a long mustache

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2015, 10:46 PM

May 2015

Repeat, John has a long mustache.

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

30. We copy

Reply to charlie and algernon (Reply #21)

Thu May 7, 2015, 03:09 PM

May 2015

magical thyme

(14,881 posts)

24. hang on....on my way...

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2015, 06:54 AM

May 2015

hey, where the hell am I?!?

hobbit709

(41,694 posts)

25. Code: Nancy, Nancy, Baker

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2015, 07:11 AM

May 2015

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

31. Beaker, miter, shoelaces

Reply to hobbit709 (Reply #25)

Thu May 7, 2015, 03:12 PM

May 2015

Ryano42

(1,577 posts)

27. ATTENTION! EMERGENCY FLASH MESSAGE: Adversary "Dim Bulb" has compromised Perimeter Defences!

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2015, 10:12 AM

May 2015

Do not cease operation! Minimal threat!!!

NewJeffCT

(56,828 posts)

28. Who is running the gun collection van fleet?

Reply to Ryano42 (Original post)

Wed May 6, 2015, 01:43 PM

May 2015

somebody good with logistics, I hope.

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