"Hospital CEO spotted masturbating outside Woodburn Bi-Mart"

[kwassa]

Why am I posting this?

I like all the possibilities of this headline.

http://www.oregonlive.com/business/index.ssf/2015/05/hospital_ceo_spotted_masturbating_outside_bi-mart_authorities_say.html

[Hoyt]

1. They'll blame it on Obamacare.

[kwassa]

2. Absolutely.

[Generic Brad]

3. You've got to hand it to him

I certainly don't want to touch this one.

[pinboy3niner]

4. Shocking! I had no idea the Waltons even had a store for bi's.

[valerief]

5. He was obviously "self-medicating." nt

[NewJeffCT]

6. It's hard to look at the phrase "What's Up Doc?"

the same way again.

[kwassa]

7. Both Woodburn and Bi-Mart have their own possibilities ...

Masturbation and wood burn.

hmmm ......................

[progressoid]

8. "Bi-Mart. Ask your doctor if it's right for you."

[pinboy3niner]

9. Are they still advertising their deli burger with special sauce?