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shenmue

(38,506 posts) Sat May 16, 2015, 10:14 PM May 2015

What causes cooties?

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What causes cooties? (Original Post) shenmue May 2015 OP

Rootie Kazootie may have unknowingly promoted them. There was no vaccine at the time. Special Prosciuto May 2015 #1

Ah shenmue May 2015 #2

Girls have always been the source of cooties. Every Manly Man knows that. BlueJazz May 2015 #3

Boy cooties, to balance out the girl cooties vote Dont call me Shirley May 2015 #4

I was cursed with cooties throughout elementary school. DamnYankeeInHouston May 2015 #5

Republicans. jmowreader May 2015 #6

you're right....Republicans irisblue May 2015 #18

I don't think we'll ever know, but wasn't lovemydog May 2015 #7

I used to have Cooties - I loved them IcyPeas May 2015 #8

... Major Nikon May 2015 #9

Cats bigwillq May 2015 #10

cooties are both waves and particles olddots May 2015 #11

Very true. shenmue May 2015 #12

Reading comments on Jamaal510 May 2015 #13

Could very well be shenmue May 2015 #15

Boys cuz boys are icky. Arugula Latte May 2015 #14

I wish I had cooties Sanity Claws May 2015 #16

As kids, you get cooties by popular opinion. As adults, unsafe sex. Liberal Veteran May 2015 #17

Special Prosciuto

(731 posts)

1. Rootie Kazootie may have unknowingly promoted them. There was no vaccine at the time.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2015, 10:54 PM

May 2015

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

2. Ah

Reply to Special Prosciuto (Reply #1)

Sat May 16, 2015, 11:07 PM

May 2015

Fascinating.

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

3. Girls have always been the source of cooties. Every Manly Man knows that.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2015, 11:19 PM

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Dont call me Shirley

(10,998 posts)

4. Boy cooties, to balance out the girl cooties vote

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2015, 11:21 PM

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DamnYankeeInHouston

(1,365 posts)

5. I was cursed with cooties throughout elementary school.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2015, 11:22 PM

May 2015

Don't touch me.

jmowreader

(50,546 posts)

6. Republicans.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2015, 12:11 AM

May 2015

It's always Republicans.

irisblue

(32,950 posts)

18. you're right....Republicans

Reply to jmowreader (Reply #6)

Tue May 19, 2015, 04:18 PM

May 2015

always

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

7. I don't think we'll ever know, but wasn't

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2015, 01:50 AM

May 2015

there someone on the Dukes of Hazard named Cooter. It may have come from him.

IcyPeas

(21,855 posts)

8. I used to have Cooties - I loved them

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2015, 02:27 AM

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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

9. ...

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Sun May 17, 2015, 07:26 AM

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bigwillq

(72,790 posts)

10. Cats

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Sun May 17, 2015, 08:24 AM

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olddots

(10,237 posts)

11. cooties are both waves and particles

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2015, 02:07 AM

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that move faster than light speed .

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

12. Very true.

Reply to olddots (Reply #11)

Mon May 18, 2015, 03:44 AM

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Jamaal510

(10,893 posts)

13. Reading comments on

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Tue May 19, 2015, 01:50 PM

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YouTube, DailyCaller, Yahoo, or WorldStar.

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

15. Could very well be

Reply to Jamaal510 (Reply #13)

Tue May 19, 2015, 02:40 PM

May 2015

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

14. Boys cuz boys are icky.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Tue May 19, 2015, 01:52 PM

May 2015

Everybody knows that.

Sanity Claws

(21,845 posts)

16. I wish I had cooties

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Tue May 19, 2015, 03:14 PM

May 2015

Maybe people would stop bumping into me in the subways.
Maybe they'd get up and walk away from me so I can have a seat, maybe a whole bench to myself.

Liberal Veteran

(22,239 posts)

17. As kids, you get cooties by popular opinion. As adults, unsafe sex.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Tue May 19, 2015, 04:14 PM

May 2015

Adult cooties are the worst.

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