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My dad had grabbed the Brylcreem instead of the toothpaste and started brushing. True story. 
A 57 MkI was the sweetest design, also two 59s and an 81 KJ12L.
I keep asking him when he'll be done. I can't wait!
I would probably have wrecked it, to be honest, but imagine what it would be worth today had I just parked it.
Full fender skirts, very rare, my 57 MKI had them, and the nicer cast chrome grill.
At least I got to drive it.
Possums had even nested under the hood.
Finally sold it when European agents were coming here to find classic cars to ship back. Got more than I paid for it, declared it, and paid taxes on the gain.
You'd wreck that car? I wrecked the Jag on the Presidio 2 months after I got it. Cost me $2,000 for a new bonnet.
NOW try to say it 
special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
Showing my age.
I don't remember the name of the comic who did this; but, I remember this line perfectly! 
My HS English/Journalism teacher had a bug and some of us would ride with him when he took us to the Shakespeare Festival in San Diego or to hear Ray Bradbury in Beverly Hills. Great memories!
I feel your pain.
1966-- Has it already been 49 years since that commercial aired? 
Every woman want to believe it and it's not true as often as you might think.
I'd never seen that one (I'm not from either of those countries) but seems like I'd seen the Bugger! one from one of those foreign-commercials compilations. Or, I found it when looking up the Toyota Hilux after Top Gear attempted to kill one 
You can buy Bear Whiz t-shirts and hoodies, just look around on Google.
Pepto Bismol
From my maternal grandfather (true story!). He was a Madison Avenue ad man back in the 1940s and 1950s.
He was also responsible for the Smirnoff Vodka ads with the slogan, "It leaves you breathless."
"Dual Filter Tareyton" cigarettes, too, although they were with another agency by the time they
were saying "I'd rather fight than switch."
His wit didn't stop at ads, either. One day while LBJ was president (war on poverty/population explosion days),
our family was driving in downtown Washington, DC, and he suddenly came out with "I'm going to start the
War on Puberty to stop the Copulation Explosion." He was about 70 at the time. My mom was driving, and she
almost crashed the car into the FBI building she was laughing so hard.
At age 80, he took up painting as a hobby, and one of his first works was the board meeting of some nameless
corporation where the board members were sitting around a rectangular table and the chairman was ranting at
the head of the table. Instead of human heads, they all had blocks. He called it the Blockheads, in honor of
Charlie Brown from Peanuts:
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He kept his wit to the very end, too. When he was 99 years old, he sent out a Christmas card with a photo of himself,
looking very much his age, with the caption: "Compliments Of The Seasoned."
Two of the brothers question each other about the cereal, prodding each other to try it, and noting that it is supposed to be healthy. Neither wants to try it ("I'm not gonna try it—you try it!" , so they get their brother Mikey to try it ("Let's get Mikey" , noting, "he hates everything." Mikey briefly stares at the bowl. After moments of contemplation, Mikey begins to vigorously consume the cereal before him, resulting in his brothers excitedly exclaiming, "He likes it! Hey, Mikey!"
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Not so much a constant and always-used slogan, but an advertising campaign: "Joe Isuzu"
When did America lose its sense of irony? Or when did Madison Avenue become illiterate?
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I want my MTV!!
Just Do It. (Nike)
Got milk? (the actual ads were hilarious)
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Enjoying one right now!
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...come to Marlboro country."
"You get a lot to like with a Marlboro (filter, flavor, pack or box)."
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They were sure good at selling is on poison. 
What's wrong with you people?
K&R 10,000 times
Pampers, Pampers, new shampoo
Gentle as a lamb, so right for you
Gentle as a lamb?
Yes Ma mm,
Pampers, Pampers, new shampoo.
If you're not using Vanno,
You're working too hard.
Boy, you in a heap of trouble
(Southern cop pulls car over, I forget what they were selling)
Man-O-Manischewitz
Kosher wine for me
Man-O-Manischewitz
Good as wine can be
Man-O-Manischewitz
What a wine!
That little old wine-maker...Me.
(Italian Swiss Colony)
Use Ajax, (boom boom)
The foaming cleanser (boo, boo,boo,boo, boo, boom boom)
Wash the dirt, (boom boom)
Right down the drain (boo, boo,boo,boo,boo,boo, boom)
Call for Phillip Morrr-isss!
Butter, eggs, Blue Seal Bread
A buck and a half a day
Buys a new Chevrolet
Dr. Pepper
The pepper-upper
It never, never, ever lets you down
I love Bosco
That's the drink for me
Chocolate flavored Bosco
Tastes mighty good to me
Mama puts it in my milk
For extra energy
Bosco gives me Iron
And sunshine Vitamin D
Oh, I love Bosco
That's the drink for me.
(All Bosco contained was chocolate, sugar and corn syrup, I think
...it was the MILK that had the Iron & "sunshine Vitamin D"
Yes, Dr. Seuss did the ad campaigns for this bug spray.
