Listen up: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans

[Contrary1]

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1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo oooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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[Scuba]

1. Great, thanks!

[mdbl]

2. LOL

[sarge43]

3. Number 10

Dear George Carlin, "If I could do that, I'd never leave the house."

[SwissTony]

4. 2 and 3 for me

Our former neighbours had some small dogs who would bark sometimes and set of our Dobie. My wife used to get annoyed and I couldn't see why. Particularly when our dog would go outside and bark and set the little-ees off.

Where possible, I walked my dog off leash. I know that's a no-no with some people here, but I never had a problem with my dog. He was big, he was gentle and he responded instantly to my voice. Other dog owners were never afraid of meeting my dog once they had met him for the first time.

[Solly Mack]

5. I had a dog that would fart next to me, run to his "daddy", then both would

turn and stare at me.

After the mocking and shaming, the damn dog would come back to me expecting a treat. I gave him one.

I loved that dog.

[mythology]

6. My family dogs have two big pet peeves

First, my parents are vegetarians, the dogs don't wish to be vegetarians.

Secondly, in spite of the first peeve, the dogs feel they don't get nearly enough human food. One of them sits next to the table at breakfast time and has 6 inch long strings of drool hanging from his mouth while he waits for his portion.