"I've been a very bad girl - I need to be punished."

[NewJeffCT]

[Scuba]

1. Cruel and inhuman.

[azurnoir]

2. and the first thing that popped up was

a reminder to reserve her copy of Windows 10

[LWolf]

3. .

[hifiguy]

4. lol

I think I am finally going to migrate to Linux rather than deal with W10.

[mackerel]

5. smart

[fizzgig]

7. the only reason i'm running 7 on my laptop is because they stopped supporting xp

and the husband forced the migration. he put 8 on our media machine and i wanted to throw it out the window. he's already pushing me to move to 10 and i keep telling him to cram it with walnuts.

[fizzgig]

6. i posted this to the husband's fb today

that is a horrible punishment, indeed.

[sakabatou]

8. Even worse: installing Windows ME

[CrawlingChaos]

9. LOL!

That's pretty harsh

[progressoid]

10. 50 Nerds of Grey!

'Hurt me!' she begged, leaning over his desk. 'Alright,' he said. 'Your phone's out of date and you're terrible at quadratic equations.'


50 Nerds of Grey ‏@50NerdsofGrey Sep 10
She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.



50 Nerds of Grey ‏@50NerdsofGrey Sep 9
'So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.'
'Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.

[NewJeffCT]

12. that's better than the real book

i'll have to check out more of it

[sarge43]

11. 50 Nerds of Grey

"Come over, She begged. "I need you right now!"

"Just turn it off and back on again," he sighed. He hated these late night rebooty calls.

[NewJeffCT]

14. Pleasure and pain...

...can be experienced simultaneously,' he grinned, handing her a slice of pizza as they watched The Phantom Menace.

[NewJeffCT]

15. As he lay at her feet...

bound, gagged and sore, he realised he had learned his first lesson - never to say Star Trek is better than Star Wars

[sarge43]

17. Another to avoid

Comparing Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortensen

[pokerfan]

13. That's what happens when you play without a safe word

That crosses the line from playful games into abuse -nt

[sarge43]

16. "I need more, she screamed, "more pain!"

So he explained the binary system again.