Florida Man is back with a vengeance

[marmar]

A Florida man suspected of breaking into a bar to steal alcohol and defecating on the floor has been allegedly caught with his pants down.

Collier County deputies responded to a 911 call Tuesday evening about a possible burglary at Joey D's, an East Naples restaurant.

Deputies investigating the scene noted thousands of dollars in damage to computers, monitors and the cash register.

There was also human feces on the bar floor, WINK TV reports.

A large bottle of Sambuca was next to the poop, according to the Naples Herald. ..................(more)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pooping-burglary-suspect-caught-with-his-pants-down_55faff99e4b08820d917bf72

[sakabatou]

1. Ewww

[Ron Obvious]

6. I know...

I mean, Sambuca, really? Yuck.

[JohnnyAmerica]

2. Keep up with Florida Man:

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

[progressoid]

5. Heh. I may have to join twitter just to keep up.

[kairos12]

3. Where's his Make America Great Again hat?

[In_The_Wind]

4. Perhaps he spent way too many hours working on his tan in the midday sun.

[Kaleva]

7. CSI Miami: Poop in pants matched poop on floor.

"Police said his soiled pants matched the defecation on the bar floor."