Total credit to graywarrior for posting this on her facebook

[Tripper11]

Absolutely hilarious. Worth every all 5 minutes!

Hilarious Guy from Boston FREAKS out when he sees an Ocean Sunfish (EXPLICIT LANGUAGE)

[Fla Dem]

1. No word on what happened to the Ocean Sunfish.

http://www.necn.com/news/new-england/Thats-a-Tuna-Bro-Expletive-Filled-Video-of-Mystery-Fish-Goes-Viral-328843521.html


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Nope, just a sunfish, but Michael Bergin of Malden, Massachusetts, didn't know that when he and his friend Jason Foster first spotted it.

According to the Boston Globe, the pair were out in Boston Harbor on Foster's boat last week when they spotted the giant sea creature. Bergin captured the entire ordeal on video, narrating in an expletive-filled rant in a thick Boston accent as his friend Foster attempted to reel it in.

"I don't know what this, but Jay says it's a (expletive) big sea turtle," Bergin says in the video. He then quickly corrects himself, saying, "It's a baby (expletive) whale, man!"

Bergin posted the videos to his Facebook page, and they've gone viral, with hundreds of thousands of views.
No word yet on what happened to the sunfish.

[pinboy3niner]

3. I suspect it committed suicide after its encounter with Michael Bergin

[Fla Dem]

4. LOL, poor thing! nt

[Yavin4]

2. That Ocean Sunfish is probably thinking...

"What the fuck is that loud mouth asshole on the boat with the stupid accent?!"

[MrMickeysMom]

11. I'm dying….

… I think I'll go to bed laughing now…

[Callmecrazy]

5. I could only take 30 seconds of that...

If he couldn't curse he wouldn't have anything to say.

It's just a sunfish fercryinoutloud.

[Chellee]

9. I lasted 1:02

You didn't really miss anything.

[sharp_stick]

6. And a dumber SOB

has yet to be found in the Boston area.

[trof]

7. First time in a boat on the ocean from a guy with a very limited vocabulary.

The ocean sunfish or common mola, Mola mola, is the heaviest known bony fish in the world. It has an average adult weight between 247 and 1,000 kg (545–2,205 lb). The species is native to tropical and temperate waters around the globe. It resembles a fish head with a tail, and its main body is flattened laterally. Sunfish can be as tall as they are long when their dorsal and ventral fins are extended.

Sunfish live on a diet consisting mainly of jellyfish, but because this diet is nutritionally poor, they consume large amounts to develop and maintain their great bulk. Females of the species can produce more eggs than any other known vertebrate,[1] up to 300,000,000 at a time.[2] Sunfish fry resemble miniature pufferfish, with large pectoral fins, a tail fin, and body spines uncharacteristic of adult sunfish.

[Capn Sunshine]

8. Plus there is ZERO meat on them

There's like a fist sized scallop like thing near it's gills that is the only edible part of the fish.

They are HUGE though; this video doesn't give you a lot of perspective. They are generally around four feet long, and almost that in diameter.

[mackerel]

10. Well, all day long at school I hear how great Jay is at this

or how wonderful Jay did that! Jay, Jay, Jay!