Wuzzent the world supposed to end today? Anybody know what TIME?

[TygrBright]

I need to decide whether or not to go to my afternoon meeting...

obsessively,
Bright

[struggle4progress]

1. I don't think it actually ended: it's just not supported any more

If you want tech support, you have to upgrade to World 2.0

[trof]

4. DUZY!

[Ahpook]

2. What is this about?

My crazy stepmother has been sending me links about the "End Times" recently. One link has very veiled language, but reading between the lines shows their motive. Basically a black president, gay marriage, etc has brought forth the end of.... everything I guess

Is that what it is or does something else have them agitated?

[flying_wahini]

5. Maybe Sunday's night's eclipse has them worried!

[LiberalElite]

8. There are three ends of the world in the next few days -

today it's the asteroid supposedly going to crash the planet (3 hours left Eastern time for that to happen)

Sunday the 28th it's the blood moon eclipse

October 7th it's ending because someone figured out the secret code that God put in the Bible. Of course these are the same folks who said it was ending in I think September 6, 1994 and October 21, 2011. If at first you don't succeed.....

So, it appears there are three separate groups of people who believe the world is ending very soon, and each group is apparently absolutely certain that they're right. It cracks me up.

[Ahpook]

11. Pssh

Figures!

I've been blowing the emails off and hope this shit doesn't come up face to face

[kairos12]

3. Dang, I didn't pay my bills this month. Can I claim a religious exemption?

[flying_wahini]

6. I don't see why not!

Just cry and say you did it for Jesus. Seems to work more often than not.....

[cherokeeprogressive]

7. It better fucking NOT. My Wife got paid today. Gots money to spend! n/t

[LiberalElite]

9. Why not use plastic?

If this is really end times, you won't be around for the bill.

[cherokeeprogressive]

10. Good point! n/t