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Seems to have started on IMGUR:
Some idiot's going to give this a go for real, I'm sure.
Response to Tab (Original post)
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LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)because it was too complicated, kind of like a Rube Goldberg set of events
Tab
(11,093 posts)He's so drunk that he forgets about the raccoon after starting the car, but apparently had enough wits about him to capture the thing in the first place.
Cute story, tho.
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)he have been to think of the raccoon?
NJCher
(35,623 posts)I wouldn't even try to capture one with a trap. Their claws are razor sharp. No way is a drunk going to capture a raccoon!
They are amazing animals. I had one who used to knock on the door and ask for food. Another time, I had one get in the house and hang out in my closet. I opened the door and he was standing on his legs in the back with his paws on the rod. Looked like he was perusing the garments for evening wear.
Cher
Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)It immediately turned around and bit my finger to the bone. A raccoon would be 10 times worse, at least.