My dog is an idiot.

[baldguy]

I just gave her a new squeaky ball today, and the first thing she did was push it under the sofa. It was too far back for her to reach it, so she had to bark at me to get it for her.

Now she's diligently tearing off the cover.

[The empressof all]

1. Oy....My 14 year old dog is smart

She pushes balls under the sofa and barks until I get it for her...She trained me to fetch and I've become quite good at it....Balls are now banned from my house but it took me about 13 years to figure that out....

[lunatica]

7. LOL!

So true!

[valerief]

2. Give her a stick and teach her how to use it to get the ball to roll out. If crows can do it,

Fido can, too.

[davidpdx]

3. I've got a cat I can send you that likes to bite

The two would be a match made in heaven. Send me your address and I'll make sure he gets to you in a few weeks.

[DamnYankeeInHouston]

4. That's redundent.

[Solly Mack]

5. She's not an idiot. She's training you.

It's because she loves you that she wants you to be well trained. That's what I tell myself anyway.

[hobbit709]

6. My little monster took 25 minutes to completely destroy a Kong ball.

Here's the little demon

[baldguy]

8. After one day.

[trof]

9. I had this German Shepherd...

He loved squeaky toys.
But the first thing he'd do is eat the squeaky thing out of the butthole of the toy.
No more squeaky and no more interest in the toy.
Go figure.
Maybe he just wanted to kill the damned thing?

[Enthusiast]

11. That is funny.

Our little dog did the same thing but with smaller toys. She pulled the eyes and nose out the cat's mouse. The cat has a million mice. He even had a live one once in the basement.

[Ilsa]

10. My dog and we are going through training.

He doesn't like obedience training. A lesson was finally over today and he went to his bed which is his safe place. We told him he could go bye-bye and he jumped up, excited. As soon as Hubby used the "Here" command, he got mopey and went back to his bed.

He can be surprisingly smart about some things, though. He's great at counter-surfing for food.

[Wolf Frankula]

12. Bowtie and Wicca Say

"Of course your dog's an idiot. She's a dog." But then they're cats.

Wolf