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A maid asks the wife who employs her for a pay raise.
The wife becomes very angry about this but decides to talk to the maid about her request.
"Why do you think you deserve a raise?" she asks.
The maid replies:."Madam, there are three reasons why I deserve a raise.
The first reason is that I do ironing better than you."
The wife replies: "Who said you do ironing better than me?"
The maid replies: "Your husband, that's who."
The wife replies: "Oh, yeah?"
The maid goes on: "The second reason is that I'm a better cook than you."
The wife replies: "That's a lie..Who said you're a better cook than me?"
The maid replies: "Your husband, that's who."
The wife, becoming increasingly agitated, replies: "Oh he did, did he?"
The maid goes on: "The third reason is that I'm better in bed than you are."
The wife is really boiling now and through clenched teeth replies: "And did my husband say that as well?"
The maid replies: "No madam. The gardener did."
astral
(2,531 posts)rurallib
(62,343 posts)Do you mean "wonder which one the gardener thought was better"?
rurallib
(62,343 posts)I am just surmising that the husband preferred the wife or that he had not availed himself of that service.
OK - I was really reaching for a joke here.
red dog 1
(27,647 posts)I do that all the time.