One Million Moms Furious Olive Garden BFFs With Satan Now
(the comments on olive garden's facebook page are . . . . amusing, anyway. the comments after the article are, as usual for wonkette, delightful)
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One Million Moms Furious Olive Garden BFFs With Satan Now
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ooh, red eyes!!
Oh hey, look, One Million Moms, aka Seventeen Angry Dipsticks, is back! They’re still mad about Fox’s TV show “Lucifer,” like they were before, but now they have a new target: Olive Garden, which sponsors the show.
If you’re not familiar with “Lucifer,” it’s based on a Neil Gaiman comic about the devil getting bored and hanging out in Los Angeles, presumably because LA is the closest thing on Earth to his home territory (just kidding, that’s Oklahoma). He goes on adventures, helps the cops (OK, that part we actually totally buy), and just generally has a grand old time. But since Lucifer himself is apparently bad ‘n evil ‘n stuff (who knew?!), One Million Moms is VERY ANGRY Olive Garden, home of the Never-Ending Diabeetus Bowl, sponsors the show, and those ladies are determined to lay a hurtin’ on the OG on social media.
The premiere included graphic acts of violence, a nightclub featuring scantily-clad women, and a demon. The message of the show is clear. Lucifer is just misunderstood. He doesn’t want to be a bad guy, it’s God who is forcing him to play that role.
Contact Olive Garden, who sponsored the spiritually dangerous program “Lucifer” and paid corporate dollars to promote their restaurants in association with the content of the program.
And boy howdy, they are doing some contacting! The Olive Garden Facebook page is just a treasure right now. If you’re willing to sift through the dozens of comments left by heartwrenchingly lonely souls who feel the need to respond with “Yum!” or “Salad!” to every post (sometimes six times in a row!), you’ll find gems like these:
I truly enjoy your restaurant and the food you serve. I recently saw the adds for the ‘lighter Italian’ meals and was planning on making a visit soon, but I won’t be able to do that. It has been brought tomy attention that Olive Garden is a sponsor of the new FOX show ‘Lucifer.
We too were planning on making a visit soon, until a recent revelation convinced us to change our plans. In our case, it was finding out Olive Garden is fucking disgusting.
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