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(31,332 posts) Tue Mar 8, 2016, 09:23 AM Mar 2016

Cops pull over car driving with 15 foot tree stuck in its grill

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Cops pull over car driving with 15 foot tree stuck in its grill (Original Post) Donkees Mar 2016 OP

Just wait until they look in the trunk Orrex Mar 2016 #1

Did they find acacia whiskey? pokerfan Mar 2016 #12

I'm going to go out on a limb here... femmocrat Mar 2016 #2

I hope they get to the root of the problem...nt Wounded Bear Mar 2016 #3

The cops could just leaf him alone. A HERETIC I AM Mar 2016 #4

Eh, the driver was probably just going home to smoke a bole.... Wounded Bear Mar 2016 #9

"Cause he couldn't see the forest for the tree? azurnoir Mar 2016 #5

The driver was a sap Donkees Mar 2016 #6

Which branch of law enforcement was that? cyberswede Mar 2016 #7

The Forest Service kentauros Mar 2016 #19

The cop barked at the driver to get out...then recognized Shrub. Donkees Mar 2016 #8

best thread LOL LOL LOL /nt IcyPeas Mar 2016 #10

Poplar threads like these really spruce up the lounge pokerfan Mar 2016 #13

What a dumb ash! pokerfan Mar 2016 #11

I bet the fir was flying. (and now I'll bough out) JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 2016 #14

Family of driver is stumped Donkees Mar 2016 #15

Victim's family also stumped Donkees Mar 2016 #16

Weeping Willow only witness to the massacre on Elm St. Donkees Mar 2016 #17

I bet his family tree is a family twig Skittles Mar 2016 #18

He's probably pining away at home now Prisoner_Number_Six Mar 2016 #20

Do you know why I pulled you over? Enrique Mar 2016 #21

Tree doctors don't make house calls any more? rurallib Mar 2016 #22

A tree surgeon was called to the scene Donkees Mar 2016 #23

Where was this? Oakland? KamaAina Mar 2016 #24

There was a trail of splinters from Maplegrove, then went through Oakland I think Donkees Mar 2016 #25

Driver's lawyer claims the Jack-Pine was a radical Donkees Mar 2016 #26

Anyone getting sycamore puns yet? pokerfan Mar 2016 #27

Board? Donkees Mar 2016 #28

Knot yet pokerfan Mar 2016 #30

This message was self-deleted by its author hibbing Mar 2016 #29

This entire thread is a Duzy!! lunatica Mar 2016 #31

Tree hugger? Don't stand so close Donkees Mar 2016 #33

Was the driver birching at the cop over getting a ticket? Archae Mar 2016 #32

He said the cop was barking up the wrong tree Donkees Mar 2016 #34

The officer axed, "You wooden have been drinking?" pokerfan Mar 2016 #35

"You'll be releafed to know, that's not part of my daily rootine" Donkees Mar 2016 #36

Driver added: "I just have crotch rot, got to split now!" Donkees Mar 2016 #37

Orrex

(63,172 posts)

1. Just wait until they look in the trunk

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 10:00 AM

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pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

12. Did they find acacia whiskey?

Reply to Orrex (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 8, 2016, 07:09 PM

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femmocrat

(28,394 posts)

2. I'm going to go out on a limb here...

Reply to Donkees (Original post)

Tue Mar 8, 2016, 10:34 AM

Mar 2016

and assume this did not end well for the driver.

Wounded Bear

(58,598 posts)

3. I hope they get to the root of the problem...nt

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 11:16 AM

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A HERETIC I AM

(24,360 posts)

4. The cops could just leaf him alone.

Reply to Wounded Bear (Reply #3)

Tue Mar 8, 2016, 01:08 PM

Mar 2016

But that might stick in his craw

Wounded Bear

(58,598 posts)

9. Eh, the driver was probably just going home to smoke a bole....

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 01:46 PM

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azurnoir

(45,850 posts)

5. "Cause he couldn't see the forest for the tree?

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 01:32 PM

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Donkees

(31,332 posts)

6. The driver was a sap

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 01:36 PM

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cyberswede

(26,117 posts)

7. Which branch of law enforcement was that?

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 01:38 PM

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...and at least the driver didn't attempt to leaf the scene.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

19. The Forest Service

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 08:15 PM

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Donkees

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8. The cop barked at the driver to get out...then recognized Shrub.

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 01:38 PM

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IcyPeas

(21,841 posts)

10. best thread LOL LOL LOL /nt

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 06:45 PM

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pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

13. Poplar threads like these really spruce up the lounge

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 07:14 PM

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pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

11. What a dumb ash!

Reply to Donkees (Original post)

Tue Mar 8, 2016, 07:09 PM

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Thank yew, officer. Another trunk driver off the road!

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,321 posts)

14. I bet the fir was flying. (and now I'll bough out)

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 07:24 PM

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Donkees

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15. Family of driver is stumped

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 07:32 PM

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Donkees

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16. Victim's family also stumped

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 07:33 PM

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Donkees

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17. Weeping Willow only witness to the massacre on Elm St.

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 07:35 PM

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Skittles

(153,111 posts)

18. I bet his family tree is a family twig

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 08:15 PM

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yes INDEED

Prisoner_Number_Six

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20. He's probably pining away at home now

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 08:56 PM

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mulch to his chagrin....

Enrique

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21. Do you know why I pulled you over?

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 08:58 PM

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rurallib

(62,379 posts)

22. Tree doctors don't make house calls any more?

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 10:16 PM

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Donkees

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23. A tree surgeon was called to the scene

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Tue Mar 8, 2016, 10:31 PM

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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

24. Where was this? Oakland?

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Wed Mar 9, 2016, 02:20 PM

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Donkees

(31,332 posts)

25. There was a trail of splinters from Maplegrove, then went through Oakland I think

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Wed Mar 9, 2016, 02:24 PM

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Donkees

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26. Driver's lawyer claims the Jack-Pine was a radical

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Wed Mar 9, 2016, 02:31 PM

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pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

27. Anyone getting sycamore puns yet?

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Wed Mar 9, 2016, 05:30 PM

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Donkees

(31,332 posts)

28. Board?

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Wed Mar 9, 2016, 06:13 PM

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pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

30. Knot yet

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Wed Mar 9, 2016, 06:17 PM

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lunatica

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31. This entire thread is a Duzy!!

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Wed Mar 9, 2016, 06:23 PM

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I think I got a splinter in my side from laughing so hard.

Donkees

(31,332 posts)

33. Tree hugger? Don't stand so close

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Wed Mar 9, 2016, 06:43 PM

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Archae

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32. Was the driver birching at the cop over getting a ticket?

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Wed Mar 9, 2016, 06:28 PM

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Donkees

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34. He said the cop was barking up the wrong tree

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Wed Mar 9, 2016, 06:52 PM

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pokerfan

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35. The officer axed, "You wooden have been drinking?"

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Wed Mar 9, 2016, 09:00 PM

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Donkees

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36. "You'll be releafed to know, that's not part of my daily rootine"

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Wed Mar 9, 2016, 09:23 PM

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Donkees

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37. Driver added: "I just have crotch rot, got to split now!"

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Thu Mar 10, 2016, 11:19 AM

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