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(14,691 posts)Orrex
(63,203 posts)Dr. Strange
(25,920 posts)Your authoritarianism is unseemly.
Renew Deal
(81,856 posts)Orrex
(63,203 posts)You'll only make it worse.
Renew Deal
(81,856 posts)The question is what is it hiding?
Wounded Bear
(58,648 posts)they have labs for that kind of shit.
Orrex
(63,203 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,648 posts)but traditional blonde labs are better for the purpose. They're golden, you know.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Orrex
(63,203 posts)Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)bigwillq
(72,790 posts)I heard he's good at, um, measuring things.
rurallib
(62,410 posts)Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)Renew Deal
(81,856 posts)Tape measures are some sort of shape shifting quasi measuring device
intrepidity
(7,294 posts)Sure, you need another ruler that you trust though.
Renew Deal
(81,856 posts)jmowreader
(50,557 posts)You've got to use a Craftsman model 1019 laboratory edition Signature Series torque wrench - the kind used by Caltech high-energy physicists and NASA engineers. And a split second before the torque wrench is applied to the ruler, it needs to be calibrated by top officials of the state and federal departments of weights and measures to be dead-on balls accurate. (It's an industry term.) Do you have the certificate of validation?
Ptah
(33,024 posts)Iggo
(47,552 posts)ohnoyoudidnt
(1,858 posts)Iggo
(47,552 posts)Ptah
(33,024 posts)Imagine youre a deer.
Youre prancing along. You get thirsty.
You spot a little brook.
You put your little deer lips down to the
cool, clear water.
BAM!
A fin bullet rips off part of your head!
Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces!
Now I ask you: Would you give a f what kind of pants
the son of a b- who shot you was wearing?!
DawgHouse
(4,019 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)GreydeeThos
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Just whip it out
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up next to that Big Ten Inch
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RECORD!
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)madamesilverspurs
(15,800 posts)Kali
(55,007 posts)cyberswede
(26,117 posts)tblue37
(65,336 posts)hunter
(38,311 posts)... to the other end. A foot is a little over a nanosecond.
sir pball
(4,741 posts)Granted the basic SI definition is for the meter, but simple arithmetic can fix that.
The metre is defined as the distance travelled by light in a specific fraction (1/299,792,458) of a second.
Hope your stopwatch is accurate!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metre
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)Back in the day you could tell with a dollar bill which is supposed to be 6 inches long, but everyone knows a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.
hopemountain
(3,919 posts)if it is evil and lying it will not reflect.
BlueCollar
(3,859 posts)Stamp on the ruler....
All of mine are certified accurate are 20 degrees centigrade
jakeXT
(10,575 posts)So Far From Heaven
(354 posts)No matter what it says, it isn't the truth. Some dead dude from Breaking Bad named Heisenberg proved that no ruler is exact, thus they all lie.
Every last one of them.
One_Life_To_Give
(6,036 posts)Not all rulers are accurate and there are stories of factories finding themselves with rulers having significant error. And why people who take measurement seriously will only trust a instrument with a proper Calibration Certificate traceable to National Standards.