The Mile High Club

[red dog 1]

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual to greet the passengers.

He tells them at what altitude they'll be flying, the expected arrival time, a little bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.

Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a bl**job."

All the passengers hear it.

As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of the slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says, "Don't forget the coffee!"

[calikid]

1. I like it,

but then again I am a sick puppy, and I fly.