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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIs there a hashtag #ShitMyHusbandSays ? Because there ought to be.
yewberry
(6,530 posts)Last week: "You know what would be a really bad super-power? Excreting yogurt, like through the pores."
fizzgig
(24,146 posts)like the time he suggested sticking a dead mouse in a hamster ball and selling it on ebay
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)This should be pretty funny!
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)is perfectly reasonable when I say it. In my head.
Beaverhausen
(24,470 posts)Still Blue in PDX
(1,999 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)One of my ex-wife's quotes that cracked me up.
Nuclear Unicorn
(19,497 posts)"who do you feel most sorry for?"
clarice
(5,504 posts)Laffy Kat
(16,376 posts)Watch your dog do for a while.
Nuclear Unicorn
(19,497 posts)NJCher
(35,648 posts)He came home unexpectedly and I was giving my hair a hot oil treatment. This involved wearing a pink cap that put out a low current, generating warmth to let the conditioner penetrate the hair. The pink cap had a cord. I was giving myself this hair treatment while lying on the bed, reading magazines.
Did I mention he's got a razor sharp wit?
When he walked in, I said, "Do not say a thing. Do not say an effing word."
He kept a straight face, nodded, and went to the kitchen to start dinner.
Hair treatment finished, I went to the kitchen to help. He was wearing a metal colander on his head and did not even crack a smile.
Cher