ugh...I think I was just sextexted...

[HipChick]

-->What are you wearing?

The problem is this is my brother's childhood bestfriend, I used to babysit them and change his poop filled nappies...WTH?

[Puzzledtraveller]

1. I had a good one a while back

Went something like " What are you doing tonight? why don't you come over, I'll make it worth your while" There was also a reference to picking up alcohol, Mad Dog 20/20 I think. Maybe it was fate it was sent to the wrong person, the unwitting person it was intended for may have been spare. HAHA!

[Major Nikon]

2. Many a romantic evening has started out with MD 20/20

It's the preferred drink of hopeless romantics everywhere.

You never know what you missed out on.

[Puzzledtraveller]

6. Quite right, quite right

[Grantuspeace]

11. MD 20/20 might also be the drink of homeless romantics?

[HipChick]

3. lol! I'm hoping it was meant for the wrong person..

but he followed it up with...You Know, I've always had a thing for you...

[Puzzledtraveller]

4. Yeah, that sounds like it was for you.

You made an impression on his lil psyche, maybe imprinted via poopy diaper changes.

[Puzzledtraveller]

5. I have texted "what are you wearing?" to my close female friends.

They know it as one my jokes, so they will answer back with, "pant suit" "pajama jeans", then I'm like OOh, tell me more, then the fantasy is broken up by a client calling wanting to know why their food stamps are late, LOL.

[davsand]

7. A can of sour kraut, a flannel union suit, and a deep sea diving helmet.

Why do you ask?



My favorite way to answer anything like that is to use three completely unrelated things--preferably one of them being a food item. You'd be amazed at how kinky you can sound--in a VERY creepy way. Give it a shot!



Laura

[Puzzledtraveller]

8. LOL I like it.

Wish I would be texted that just to come up with something, however, my girlfriend doesn't do that, not her MO. But if I get a mistext I surely will come up something good, thanks Laura.

[davsand]

14. I had an obscene phone caller that I managed to gross out.

This guy used to love to call me after the bars closed, and he'd try and talk dirty to me. Every time, I'd hang up as he started in, and he just kept on calling back--night after night. Finally, I hit my break point and decided that when he called back I was just gonna roll with it.

He started in telling me what all he wanted to do to/with me, and I just egged him on. Finally, after he offered his laundry list I asked him if it'd make any difference to him if I told him I had rampaging herpes along with a case of the clap. I also told him I thought the crabs were probably cleared up, but that I'd be willing to give him a bottle of Kwell just in case. I asked him if he was pretty good with IDing this kinda stuff because I'd found this little warty looking thing "down there" and did he think it could be anything serious?

He never called back again.



Laura

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[haele]

10. Today I had to explain to my 73 year old recently widowed mother what MILF meant.

She is still trying to figure out how get around on the computer she had been ignoring for the previous 7 years - she quit computers altogether when she retired around then, so it had been Dad's (she's still using his e-mail), and we were discussing spam and acronyms.

She read off one spam that started out "Hey Handsome", and asked what that particular acronym could possibly stand for; she had figured out that it might have been something sexual...but couldn't quite work it out.
And she's not the swearing type...

Oye.

Haele

[irisblue]

12. so how did that go?

[haele]

15. Well, I sort of danced around it a bit until she said "oh - oh my...."

It doesn't matter how liberal and open your mom is, if she's not the type to swear, you just can't use the "f-word" around her. Damn you [e-mail]!

We had a bit of a laugh about it after she figured out that the people who send that sort of thing have no idea who's e-mail they sent it to and were just blindly sending crap out.
She's still a bit fragile about her life as a single lady of years right now.


Haele

[Quantess]

13. That's not really sexting.

Sexting is an obscene photo (I know because I've gotten them) or more directly sexual talk, from someone other than your S.O..

But yes, given the person who sent you that, it SOUNDS inapporopriate. Maybe he sent it to the wrong person?