Like falling in the toilet because the seat is up, MFM is convinced no man would ever do THIS twice!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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MFM caught "himself" once... caught "himself" REAL GOOD. 35 years ago. Not since, nonono!!!!
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When a medic on overnight duty on the night of April 1st, MFM had a very drunken soldier come into
the dispensary about 1 AM. It took him awhile to admit what was wrong with him -- he had zipped
"himself" up in his zipper. He had actually gone to his room and cut his pants OFF before coming down.
MFM knew what had to be done, but was alone and didn't want to risk any serious (albeit unlikely)
complications from the "treatment" -- a good stiff (pardon the expression) YANK!!!
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Sending him to the ER 15 minutes away, MFM called them to tell them what to expect. After explaining
that it was NOT a prank, he blurted it out. The nurse on the other end dropped the phone and MFM heard
him saying, "Oh, you guys have GOTTA hear this one."
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Patient was treated without incident.
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I bet he's worn NOTHING but button-fly pants to this day.
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[Nevernose]

1. I zipped myself up once in my footsie pajamas

When I was 5 or 6. My dad had to get me unstuck. Not only have I been exceedingly careful around zippers ever since (30+ years now), I quit wearing those footie pajamas that night.

[Scuba]

2. Once. Never again. Never.

[HopeHoops]

3. Levi's 501 Button Fly Jeans - only way to go.

[alphafemale]

4. You know there's a special light for that.

The toilet seat thingee.

Tells you if the seat is up or down. Motion activated. Amazing thing.

No zipper issues. But I'd imagine every female has had some unintended consequences from the sticky side of a maxi pad.

They do call it a snatch...right? ow.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I claim trademark rights for "Vaginelcro".

[alphafemale]

7. And you reserve the rights to apply it personnaly...I assume?

[OriginalGeek]

5. I am 48 years old and never ahd that happen

until about 4 months ago.


Frankly, I could have gone another 48 years without that ever happening.


It reminds me of when my wife says "How do you know you don't like broccoli unless you try it?"

You just know.