"Don't leave me. I love you."

[MrScorpio]

[ret5hd]

1. I know her!!!

[pinboy3niner]

2. She's a sucker for many men

[Orrex]

5. You're a bad person.

[Xipe Totec]

10. And spineless. nt

[lastlib]

11. Surely there would be a squid pro quo here.....

If he stays, it'll cost her an arm and a.......... arm? tentacle?

[sarge43]

3. Let it go. It will never work. n/t

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

4. ~~~

Shouldn't there be a Letgo.com option for matches that aren't working?

[irisblue]

6. how? how did this happen?

[lindysalsagal]

7. Just another commitment phobe. She'll hate you tomorrow.

Been there. Done that.

[Nac Mac Feegle]

8. Can I talk to you

About our Lord and Savior, Cthulhu??

[Lady Freedom Returns]

9. Help is on the way!

I just need to pick up some Wasabi!