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Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts) Sat Oct 29, 2016, 09:30 AM Oct 2016

Dear Papa John's, your pizza is disgusting. Please deliver me another one for free.

Sincerely, Ron.

If this is obscure, it's in response to a Papa John's ad I just saw on Sky promising a free pizza if you don't like the one they delivered. Seems a bit of odd logic to me.

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Dear Papa John's, your pizza is disgusting. Please deliver me another one for free. (Original Post) Ron Obvious Oct 2016 OP

Good customer relations. Poor quality control. In_The_Wind Oct 2016 #2

Now that was a wise man I could relate to. Ron Obvious Oct 2016 #3

"The food here is terrible." surrealAmerican Oct 2016 #4

Quantity has a quality all of its own. cloudbase Oct 2016 #5

Cardboard with fake cheese and cheap sauce.... lastlib Oct 2016 #6

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

2. Good customer relations. Poor quality control.

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sat Oct 29, 2016, 09:49 AM

Oct 2016

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

3. Now that was a wise man I could relate to.

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #2)

Sat Oct 29, 2016, 10:28 AM

Oct 2016

ETA: Whoa! 3,999 posts!

surrealAmerican

(11,357 posts)

4. "The food here is terrible."

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sat Oct 29, 2016, 03:00 PM

Oct 2016

"... and such small portions!"

Some people will accept poor quality, even for their food, if the quantity is large enough.

cloudbase

(5,511 posts)

5. Quantity has a quality all of its own.

Reply to surrealAmerican (Reply #4)

Sat Oct 29, 2016, 04:33 PM

Oct 2016

Attributed to Joe Stalin.

lastlib

(23,155 posts)

6. Cardboard with fake cheese and cheap sauce....

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Oct 30, 2016, 11:40 AM

Oct 2016

...and a few rat turds in lieu of meat.

I won't buy it for the quality, and the fact that their CEO is a right-wing dipsh!t.

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