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jmowreader

(50,552 posts)
Fri Nov 25, 2016, 10:23 PM Nov 2016

How Indian babies are named

"Grandfather, how are Indian babies named?"

'My precious grandson, it is a tradition that has been handed down for generations. After the baby is born, the father walks outside with his eyes closed. He tilts his head to the sky and gives thanks to the gods. Then he looks straight ahead and opens his eyes. The first thing he sees is the baby's name.'

"Thank you, Grandfather."

'You are most welcome. By the way, why do you ask, Trump-stealing-our-land?'

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How Indian babies are named (Original Post) jmowreader Nov 2016 OP
My brother told me that joke in the arly 70s, when I was 10 or 11. Hayduke Bomgarte Nov 2016 #1
Ha ha, ya beat me to the punch time..... a kennedy Nov 2016 #3
Oh my.......I heard another ending..... a kennedy Nov 2016 #2
If we don't tell jokes, Trump wins. Don't allow that to happen. jmowreader Nov 2016 #4
and I know you're right..... a kennedy Nov 2016 #5

Hayduke Bomgarte

(1,965 posts)
1. My brother told me that joke in the arly 70s, when I was 10 or 11.
Fri Nov 25, 2016, 10:38 PM
Nov 2016

The punch-line then was "why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"

a kennedy

(29,644 posts)
2. Oh my.......I heard another ending.....
Fri Nov 25, 2016, 11:32 PM
Nov 2016

you're most welcome "two dogs f**king". We shouldn't even be telling jokes in these horrific time. Or to telling them is to get through these horrible times.

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