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Sun Nov 27, 2016, 07:01 PM Nov 2016

RABBIT HASH, KY HAS A NEW MAYOR

In an election story that was buried under national news, the town of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, elected a new mayor after current mayor Lucy Lou declined to run again.
The winner of the election was a pit bull named Brynneth Pawltrow, or Brynn for short.

Brynneth Paltrow the pit bull promised the voters of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, that if she were elected mayor she'd promote peace, love, understanding,
the importance of spaying and neutering, an end to breed discrimination and remaining peaceful with the town's cats.

Retiring mayor Lucy Lou is also a dog, as were her two predecessors as mayor of Rabbit Hash.

The mayoral election in the unincorporated community takes place by votes that cost a dollar, which goes to the Rabbit Hash Historical Society.
Community members are encouraged to vote early and often.

The duties of the new mayor will include guarding the porch of the Rabbit Hash General Store and greeting visitors. Brynn indicates that she is up for the challenge.

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