Let's predict the line-up for Trump's inaugural gala(IF it happens)

[Ken Burch]

We know Andrea Bocelli will be there(though we don't really know why).

Ted Nugent will play "Cat Scratch Fever" and "Jailbait" over and over again.

Scott Baio will do something...just so somebody notices he's still alive.

And maybe some WWE and Nordic death metal.

Besides that, I got nothin'.

Post your guesses below.

[Ptah]

1. Leningrad Cowboys / Red Army Choir

[FrankfurtCat]

2. Kolovrat-Rune

Kolovrat

For the world that we care about
We have a little time left.
Oath, we shall voluntarily give,
Forever faithful to you we'll be!
CHORUS
There where the stranger may never cross,
there shall be the border of their corpses
From the North of ancient vikings,
over the west of the Celtic warriors,
to the east of the old gods,
Slavic ancestors!

For the centuries we've been defending you,
defending and wishing for one thing:
No stars of false freedom,
only Kolovrat to victory!

To victory!

Kolovrat to victory!

Our world bewitched is still sleeping,
Betrayed and docile, fooled.
The agreement has been reached
All faithful together for the first time.

CHORUS
There where the stranger may never cross,
there shall be the border of their corpses
From the North of ancient vikings,
over the west of the Celtic warriors,
to the east of the old gods,
Slavic ancestors!

For the centuries we've been defending you,
defending and wishing for one thing:
No stars of false freedom,
only Kolovrat to victory!

To victory!

Kolovrat!

[liberal N proud]

3. Pat Boone will crawl out from under a rock.

[Paladin]

4. Jon Voight and the Duck Dynasty guys will do a scene from "Deliverance." (nt)

[Ken Burch]

11. With the "Duck Commander" as Ned Beatty?

(no, I WON'T post the picture of that).

[FrankfurtCat]

5. Hail to Russia-Kolovrat-Hey that kinda sounds like Ted Nugent!

[Loryn]

6. This is sure to be a barn burner!

[pinboy3niner]

7. Where's the beef?

Meat Loaf needs to be there. We're all dying to hear Paradise by the Alt-Right Light.

[True Dough]

13. Not just the beef, but the pork!

Miss Piggy has to confront him about his judgmental comments regarding women with curves, especially looking like he does.

[sarge43]

8. Clint Eastwood and the chair will make an appearance

The chair will give the most intelligent speech of the day.

[Kaleva]

9. An early supporter of Trump, North Korea will provide the main attraction.

[WinkyDink]

10. Why, the group that is the perfect nexus of Trump and Mother Russia! ----

Well, except for the fact that the singers hate the despot Putin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy_Riot

[oasis]

12. Roseanne will sing the "Star Spangled Banner".