Do you know where your _______ is?
One of the "joys" of married life. My wife likes to move things around. Today's example: I go to the cabinet where we keep the mixing bowls so I can get some batter started for a waffle. No mixing bowls! I know she baked a pie yesterday, so she would have used at least one bowl. But no sign of any of them now -- none in the sink or the dishwasher either.
She left for work before I started digging around for them and I didn't bother calling her to ask where she put them because she's in meetings first thing in the morning.
You know, our kitchen isn't enormous. Average-sized, at best. I poked through various cupboards but couldn't find the damn mixing bowls. Of course I am a man, so I could have been staring right at them and just didn't recognize them in their new setting.
What was wrong with their old location? They'd been there for several months!
Every time she does this, I wind up going to the old spot first anyway. I'm a creature of habit.
The living room furniture is another example. It can't stay in the same place for more than a month, well, maybe six weeks. Then it has to be rearranged. Fortunately I have not yet tumbled onto the bare floor where my comfy recliner used to sit.
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there does seem to be an equal number of things that simply turn invisible to me.
I think it all balances out in the end. 
Do you know something???
That's what the Velcro salesman told me......
wait, do YOU know something???
in my own mind!
Sometimes where she moved her things (furniture) didn't make sense to me, but she just liked the change. For me, no matter where I was (and this was a boarding high school, I was away at school for six years) I always put everything in the exact same place. I like to know where to find things, too, and I'm also apt to fall on the floor... 