RCMP (royal canadian mounted police) respond to missing person report

[SoCalDem]

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home !

RCMP officer : Age?

Husband:I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.

RCMP officer : Height ?

Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

RCMP OFFICER : Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

RCMP OFFICER : Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

RCMP OFFICER : Color of hair ?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.

RCMP OFFICER: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

RCMP OFFICER: What kind of car did she go in ?

Husband: She went in my truck.

RCMP OFFICER : What kind of truck was it ?

Husband : 2016, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets.I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.

RCMP OFFICER : Take it easy sir. We'll find your truck



my canadian facebook friend posted this..

[Wolf Frankula]

1. This makes me feel much better

Dudley Doright is still working for the Mounties. We're going to Canada this summer.

Wolf

[True Dough]

4. What part

of our glorious country are you planning to visit, Wolf?

You've been north of the 49th before?

[Wolf Frankula]

5. We're Not Sure Yet

And I've been north of the 49th many, many times.

Wolf

[rurallib]

2. good truck is hard to find

[Laffy Kat]

3. Sounds exactly like my ex-husband.

Which is why he is my ex-husband.

[Ron Obvious]

6. I'm reminded of this gem

[BlancheSplanchnik]

7. Aw, I was waiting for the punchline to be something else.

Like, she went off to find someone who won't forget her.
With the truck.

[SoCalDem]

8. Well......

maybe her boyfriend LIKES the truck