WOW! I just won $2,000,000!!!

[trof]

I still can't believe it.
Just got this:

"
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CONGRATULATIONS QLIK-DRAFT.INC WINNER!! **CONGRATS **
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FROM: QLIK-DRAFT.INC®:

Dear E-mail Owner,
Good News!!

YOUR REF NO: 7050470902/126/ WINNING NO:
GB8102/LPRC] FOR EMAIL CASH AWARD of $2,000,000.00.
Payment which is due for collection within 48hrs,
All E-mail winners were selected through COMPUTER RANDOM DRAW
VIA QLIK DRAFT INC Lottery New Year Free promotions.

Kindly send an E-mail and get in touch with LARRY with Your:
(1.) FULL NAMES: (2.) ADDRESS: (3.) OCCUPATION:
(5.) PHONE NUMBER: (6.) COUNTRY (7.) AGE:
(8.) YOUR VALID ID OR PASSPORT COPY for claim approval.
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Contact us:
The Qlik Indian Community Office team

To claim Email Larry via Qlik: ( [e-mail] )
UK: [phone]
INDIA: [phone]

TEAMQlikDraft-team Support available:
Monday – Sunday
08:30AM - 9:00PM EST
8:30AM - 19:00AM GMT
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[Kittycow]

1. No Medicaid for you !!!

[infidelsavant]

2. Mhmmm

Sure~

[angstlessk]

3. Hey someone will win the lottery...

only it ain't you!

[Ilsa]

4. Haaa!

It's sad that people still fall for this.

[catbyte]

5. So when are you taking us all out to lunch?!?

As an Ojibwe, I fully disavow any knowledge of said "Qlik Indian Community" or "Larry."

[trof]

14. I'm taking you all to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, AND...

Paying off all your mortgages.
That's the kinda guy I am.

[still_one]

6. hey everyone, drinks on trof!!!!!!!!

[longship]

13. Yup! Dude's buying!!!

And I'm mighty thirsty.

[still_one]

15. ......................................

[lapucelle]

7. This gentleman has made an art and career

of replying to phishing and spam emails.

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-phishing-scam-emails-dot-con-james-veitch/

https://www.ted.com/talks/james_veitch_this_is_what_happens_when_you_reply_to_spam_email

[longship]

12. The TED talk is hilarious.

[longship]

8. What? They don't want bank account numbers? nt

[True Dough]

9. Chasing that fortune would be

CatasTROFic!!!

[Kahuna7]

10. LOL. One of these days I'm going to do a youtube channel...

reading off the crazy spam emails I get.

[Kimchijeon]

11. LOL congrats on your great fortune 🤣😆

[dhill926]

16. well...your taxes will probably go down.....

[trueblue2007]

17. i am SO happy for you.

Could you please buy me a chocolate bar?

Thank you in advance.
Trueblue

[DFW]

18. In order to collect

Don't forget to send them your social security number, all bank accounts over which you have signature authority and passwords to same, your mother's maiden name, and copies of your fingerprints.

[Bengus81]

19. Don't these guys always call themselves Larry? n/t

[littlemissmartypants]

20. That doesn't mean

You're going to be a Republican now, does it?

[malthaussen]

21. Great! Can I touch you for a loan? Mom needs an operation... n/t