What's your favorite lightbulb joke?

[fNord]

Here's a few off the top of my head.....

How many punk rockers dose it take to screw in a lightbulb?
--- two. One to hold it in the socket, and one to kick the chair out from under him.

How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
---they don't. They just wait for it to burn out then follow it around for forty years.

How many flys dose it take to screw in a lightbulb?
---just two, but how'd they get in there?

How many Germans dose it take to screw in a lightbulb?
---Just von. Ve is very efficient und humorless people.

How many meth-heads dose it take to change a lightbulb?
---1 & 1/8

How many LA cops dose it take to change a lightbulb?
---none, the just beat the room for being dark.

These are a set:

How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
---just one. He sticks it in the socket, and the world revolves around him.

How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
---21. One to do it, and twenty to bitch about how they could have done it better.

How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
---none. The keyboard player does it with his left hand.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
---dude, they got machines for that now.

[thucythucy]

1. How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to really want to change.

[Orrex]

2. How many "Men's Rights" Activists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, all they do is sit around and complain about how it won't screw.


Shamelessly stolen from the internet at large.

[True Dough]

3. This one

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

4. How many Rednecks does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it, one to write a song about it, one to start a fight in the parking lot!

[jmowreader]

5. How many Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Marines don't screw in lightbulbs. They screw in the back seats of jeeps.

[red dog 1]

6. How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw the poor.

[meow2u3]

9. How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Democrats.

[FSogol]

7. How many dull people does take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

[FSogol]

8. How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hey, let's go ride bikes!

[Thor_MN]

10. How many Green Bay Packers fans does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change it and four to talk about how good the old was.