'Dont Tread on Me' themed microwave covers is an idea who's time has come!

[Saboburns]

Somebody on here design up a good Don't Tread on Me Flag themed microwave cover. I'm thinking like a bigger Glad soup bowl cover thingy, with the elastic band kind .

Somebody else on here market them up. I'm thinking toward older, er um, more conservative types.

And I'll take 50% of all profits for the idea.

Far City here we come!!

[randr]

1. I have already put a blindfold on my microwave

and I am looking for a pair of ear muffs that will fit.

[Sherman A1]

2. Now this is where I have a real problem

It's the coffee pot that knows all of our secrets.

I was told this on the sly by the dishwasher. The microwave is clueless.

[randr]

3. Never trust the dish washer

[Sherman A1]

4. You may be right

I see there are some connections to the garbage disposal.

[Saboburns]

5. lol

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Well played.

Take a bow.

[denbot]

6. Don't be fooled!

Everyone knows the coffee maker is just a tool of the coffee grinder!

[BarbaRosa]

7. I'm so glad my microwave sits in it's own cabinet.

I just hope it doesn't have one of those wood penetrating cameras.

[Mendocino]

8. While Kellyanne was asleep one night

the vacuum cleaner came in and sucked her brains out.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. I was thinking more along the lines of a very large, oblong tea cozy.

Tea cozies are several layers thick to keep the teapot warm. A microwave cozy could be lead-lined to be sure the microwave couldn't spy on you in any way.