OK...so I walked by my microwave this morning...

[ret5hd]

As some of you know, I lost the belt to my bathrobe a few weeks ago. Anyway, as I walked past my microwave this morning it suddenly came to life with a furious series of beeps...BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...over and over several times then it shut completely down and will now not even heat water. I have tried unplugging it, etc, but nothing seems to work.

Any suggestions?

[TheDebbieDee]

1. Put duct tape over the #5 button on the control

panel - that's where they hide the cameras on the microwave oven, didn't you know that?!?!?!

[meow2u3]

2. My microwave is 15 years old

I don't need to worry about any hidden cameras, unless they take videos of my cats making mischief.

[ret5hd]

3. Well now...this is odd...Our blender is kept on the countertop (so I can make a drink after work)...

Again, still in my open bathrobe, everytime I start to approach that end of the counter the blender turns on the highest speed and makes an aggressive whirrr sound...WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIIIIIIIR WHIIIIIIIR WHIIIIIIIR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR...then stops when I leave the room.

[FakeNoose]

4. It sounds like they're trying to tell you something

S-O-S

That's Russian for "close up your bathrobe, we saw too much!"

[Lars39]

5. Put some underwear on!

You shocked the poor thing

[stillcool]

6. tinfoil?

it's the new duct tape.

[ret5hd]

7. Now it's just getting bizarre!!!

My refrigerator is beeping very seductively when I walk by, but refuses to open unless I open my bathrobe!

[lastlib]

8. Has your oven been overheating lately?

since you lost the belt, maybe?

[ret5hd]

9. I'll check!!! Back in a few.

[ret5hd]

10. My oven is speaking to neither me nor the refrigerator...

giving us the "cold shoulder", if you will. But as soon as I leave the room, the oven and the microwave seem to start quite a conversation.

[left-of-center2012]

11. I walked past mine before being fully dressed

I swear I heard it laughing at me.