Dear Fifty Shades Fans: Stop Bringing Cucumbers Into Movie Theaters

[snooper2]

A lady was caught making a salad in a theater during a showing of “Fifty Shades Darker” last night. At least that’s what the movie theater manager, who found a full-on cucumber under a seat in the auditorium, is praying to God happened. The following image was posted to Facebook by the Hayden Orpheum in Sydney and captioned, “That awkward moment when you find a cucumber in the cinema after a session…”

Before we go an inch further, I’m going to ask the one and only question everyone should be asking… WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU JUST PICK UP SOMEONE’S “FIFTY SHADES” CUCUMBER ALL RAW DOG-STYLE WITHOUT GLOVES OR ANYTHING?!?!?!?

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[MFM008]

1. Gross

And gross.

[lunatica]

2. As long as she remembers she left it in the theatre rather than elsewhere...

[BootinUp]

3. Not surprised, story tickled me tho. nt

[nolabear]

4. Why yes, Officer, this a fruit and veggie stand in the lobby.

We feature the banana, cucumber and zucchini smoothie. We call it The SmoooOOOoothie!

[3catwoman3]

5. This is making me...

...laugh and all at the same time.

[Kaleva]

6. The assumption is that a lady left the cucumber.

[Dr. Strange]

11. Maybe it was left by a bass player.

[Skittles]

13. BWAAHAHAHAHA

*love* that scene

[True Dough]

7. How else are they going to

toss that salad?

[Blue_Tires]

8. deviated preverts...

[Grammy23]

9. This takes being disturbed by your nearby movie goers to a whole new level!

Makes using their cell phones almost acceptable.

[sarcasmo]

10. Is that a Cucumber in your pants or are you happy to see me?

Oh wait, it's really a Cucumber.

[OriginalGeek]

12. Yeah but

that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you.

[uriel1972]

14. Please stop bring cucumbers into the cinema...

Appropriate sex toys are available at the concession stand...

[lindysalsagal]

15. It's a low-carb snack that someone probably dropped, and it rolled down the floor...

Seriously, I eat them all the time and they travel well...

Seriously, someone smuggled a low-carb snack in. There's nothing in theaters that I will eat.