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pokerfan

(27,677 posts) Fri Mar 17, 2017, 05:12 PM Mar 2017

Fatal Consequences of Masturbation

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Fatal Consequences of Masturbation (Original Post) pokerfan Mar 2017 OP

A republican "HANDBOOK" Angry Dragon Mar 2017 #1

I LOL'd True Dough Mar 2017 #8

I enlarged it so I could read it - He died at 17!! lunatica Mar 2017 #2

"His whole body is becoming completely stiff." Girard442 Mar 2017 #3

As a lark, I entered these things in WebMD's symptom checker ck4829 Mar 2017 #4

And don't forget hairy palms. democratisphere Mar 2017 #5

That would adversely one's career as a "hand model" I suppose... pokerfan Mar 2017 #6

hehe, second Seinfeld post I've seen today! n/t hibbing Mar 2017 #7

There's a chance you'll go blind, you know... True Dough Mar 2017 #9

Can I do it until I just need glasses? (nt) pokerfan Mar 2017 #10

How far are you willing to take that "glasses" thing? True Dough Mar 2017 #13

Until glasses are no longer able to correct, silly pokerfan Mar 2017 #14

Well, I'm almost old enough for Medicare... Wounded Bear Mar 2017 #11

Yet no women? Laffy Kat Mar 2017 #12

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

1. A republican "HANDBOOK"

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 05:13 PM

Mar 2017

True Dough

(17,302 posts)

8. I LOL'd

Reply to Angry Dragon (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 06:01 PM

Mar 2017

Sticky pages!

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

2. I enlarged it so I could read it - He died at 17!!

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 05:19 PM

Mar 2017

that last picture is him at 17 in his deathbed.

LOL!

If that were true humanity wouldn't exist!

Girard442

(6,070 posts)

3. "His whole body is becoming completely stiff."

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 05:23 PM

Mar 2017

Dude, back off on the Viagra!

ck4829

(35,047 posts)

4. As a lark, I entered these things in WebMD's symptom checker

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 05:30 PM

Mar 2017

Nope, no mention of masturbation, but gastrointestinal bleeding and gastroenteritis were listed as possible conditions.

Anthrax was also mentioned.

democratisphere

(17,235 posts)

5. And don't forget hairy palms.

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 05:33 PM

Mar 2017

pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

6. That would adversely one's career as a "hand model" I suppose...

Reply to democratisphere (Reply #5)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 05:42 PM

Mar 2017

hibbing

(10,096 posts)

7. hehe, second Seinfeld post I've seen today! n/t

Reply to pokerfan (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 05:44 PM

Mar 2017

True Dough

(17,302 posts)

9. There's a chance you'll go blind, you know...

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 06:03 PM

Mar 2017

pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

10. Can I do it until I just need glasses? (nt)

Reply to True Dough (Reply #9)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 06:15 PM

Mar 2017

True Dough

(17,302 posts)

13. How far are you willing to take that "glasses" thing?

Reply to pokerfan (Reply #10)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 07:05 PM

Mar 2017

This far?

Maybe this far?

pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

14. Until glasses are no longer able to correct, silly

Reply to True Dough (Reply #13)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 10:27 PM

Mar 2017

Proud member of the -8.00 diopter club!

Wounded Bear

(58,647 posts)

11. Well, I'm almost old enough for Medicare...

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 06:37 PM

Mar 2017

I guess it doesn't affect everybody equally.

Laffy Kat

(16,377 posts)

12. Yet no women?

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2017, 06:44 PM

Mar 2017

Thank god we're safe, sisters.

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