Could someone please tell me the answer...

[Stuart G]

??????????????????????????????????

Been thinking about it...don't know....the meaning of life?????

[dchill]

1. Sorry, I'm still trying to get...

e=mc squared.

[Stuart G]

2. Yes;, I know that one..but it is a secret...you need to talk to.......

Mr. Spock...he knows too..

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

3. 42. nt

[Stuart G]

4. Well then.... what is the meaning of ... 42....?nt

[Iggo]

21. The product of seven times six. (n/t)

[Lochloosa]

5. Mushrooms. Works for me.

[True Dough]

6. If anyone has the answer

it's Taterguy.

[world wide wally]

7. Because you're there

[Stuart G]

8. But I am here, not there??..

And let's be fair..
There is no bear...............???????????????????

[world wide wally]

9. But MUST you share?

[uriel1972]

10. Try a dictionary :D...

No seriously, I don't think there is any "Meaning" it just is. No great plan or whatever... just us doing what we do...

[Stuart G]

11. Why????????????

Please tell................?

[uriel1972]

25. No evidence otherwise I'm afraid...

At least that I've encountered. If there is a plan it's a darned evil and/or incompetent one to allow such suffering of people who don't deserve it.

No why... it just is.

[red dog 1]

12. The Meaning of Life?

(From Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life&quot


Part IV: The Autumn Years

Maitre-D "Good afternoon, sir. And how are we today?"

Mr. Creosote: "Better."

Maitre-D: "Better?"

Mr. Creosote: "Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up."




(I hope this helps)

[sarge43]

13. If we tell you, we'll have to kill you. n/t

[trof]

14. Green lipped mussels.

Omega XL has allowed millions of sufferers to get back to their normal lives.
You could look it up.
Larry King swears by it.

[democratisphere]

15. Spaghetti with homemade mushroom red sauce.

Life is Good.

[First Speaker]

16. Plastics

[shenmue]

17. Parakeets

[Stuart G]

18. Question...How are "Parakeets"..the meaning of life?

This I got to know and understand..
....................just asking, not trying to be rude or disrespectful...............

[shenmue]

19. They're just awesome

[lastlib]

20. "Truth.....is a fountain......"

(what? you mean it [font size =4]ISN'T??!?)[/font size]

[furtheradu]

22. Math sucks

[irisblue]

23. Cats sleeping on your pillow, a dog on the grass in the sun and a really good cup of coffee

My moms chicken soup helps too. and music

[AgadorSparticus]

24. Did you try and Google it? I am pretty sure it is on there...

[still_one]

26. The answer to the Ultimate Question of Life and the universe is

42

[dchill]

27. KLAATU BARADA NIKTO.

That is it, in a nutshell.

[WheelWalker]

28. That's a personal problem.

[Rincewind]

29. It's a magazine. nt

[Stuart G]

30. Do you think a 1972 Magazine called.."Life" would give the answer...

That one...that I still have...was about ..War...(Viet Nam)...

Now..in those days, that magazine was very colorful with lots of nice pictures....
Is that the meaning of life?...,,,

[IrishEyes]

31. It is easy. My two kittens know the answer.

Good food, sunshine, fun, adventure, fresh air, lots of attention, playing everyday, a comfy place to sleep and the love of a good human.

[niyad]

32. chocolate!!!!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

33. 2+2

=5

[Orrex]

34. To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the Creator of the Universe, you fool!

So says Kilgore Trout.

[Donkees]

35. Creativity

[oldcynic]

36. It's not a bowl of cherries!

or is it how many zen Buddhists it takes to screw in a light bulb?

[Stuart G]

37. Well....How many??? no text...

[oldcynic]

38. That's why I don't tell jokes...

...was the answer: None, it has to want to turn itself?

[lunatica]

39. Somebody told me Life is hard

and then you die.

They might be onto something...

[Skittles]

40. you want I should kick your pondering ass, Stuart G?

I WILL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LIFE; yes INDEED

[DFW]

41. I know what this sounds like

Another one of those stories where the genie ends up asking if the bridge from California to Hawai'i is to be two lanes or four.

[Thor_MN]

42. It's a game. And a cereal.

And unlike a serial, which goes on forever, life does not.

[fNord]

43. This may help....

The Principia Discordia:


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php

[JudyM]

44. The meaning is what you make of it.

[Marie Marie]

45. Depends what you mean by meaning.

Not trying to be mean just that meaning could have different meanings. I mean that.